Beardo, Let's Talk Aliens

[pinkjackyle]

Electric.





I got lost after the first ring.

You start talking about aliens and then it leads to anuses then how it took the Dr 25 minutes to finish a prostate exam.

ive noticed that male doctors that keep their hands on your shoulder while giving the exam charge much less. thank you obamer care .

 

[Unclebaldrick]

You lost me at "secrete"



but I do love me some Al Bundy

I got all the way to AWAX

 

[Unclebaldrick]

I'm pretty sure that we are the first intelligent life out there capable of even thinking of space travel. When you think about it 6,000 years is a pretty short time from Creation to space flight, what are the odds of any other planets beating us to it? It is just another sign of humanity's manifest destiny to rule all the star systems that it ever cares to reach.

But I could be wrong. If the earth is as old as others say it is (10,000 years plus), then we may be hopelessly late to the game and be destined to be ruled by elephants.

 

[Rico Dynamite]

I'm pretty sure that we are the first intelligent life out there capable of even thinking of space travel. When you think about it 6,000 years is a pretty short time from Creation to space flight, what are the odds of any other planets beating us to it? It is just another sign of humanity's manifest destiny to rule all the star systems that it ever cares to reach.

But I could be wrong. If the earth is as old as others say it is (10,000 years plus), then we may be hopelessly late to the game and be destined to be ruled by elephants.

us aliens are so far advanced, we got bored of your puny planet and bailed long ago.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

I'm pretty sure that we are the first intelligent life out there capable of even thinking of space travel. When you think about it 6,000 years is a pretty short time from Creation to space flight, what are the odds of any other planets beating us to it? It is just another sign of humanity's manifest destiny to rule all the star systems that it ever cares to reach.

But I could be wrong. If the earth is as old as others say it is (10,000 years plus), then we may be hopelessly late to the game and be destined to be ruled by elephants.

So good to see you here. Exactly, we are capable of space travel in just 6000 yrs. Now, realize how new we are to the universe. There are billions of galaxies billions of years older than our own. We are barely ants to many an ET.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

UFO spotted above the moon's surface: Explorers from another planet?

http://www.examiner.com/article/ufo-spotted-above-the-moon-s-surface-explorers-from-another-planet-video

 

[cannabineer]

I'm pretty sure that we are the first intelligent life out there capable of even thinking of space travel. When you think about it 6,000 years is a pretty short time from Creation to space flight, what are the odds of any other planets beating us to it? It is just another sign of humanity's manifest destiny to rule all the star systems that it ever cares to reach.

But I could be wrong. If the earth is as old as others say it is (10,000 years plus), then we may be hopelessly late to the game and be destined to be ruled by elephants.

The elephants won't be ruling us. They're figureheads. You want junk in da trunk, it's time for cetacean identification.

 

[Commander Strax]

Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness. And they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy... or they become legend.
Jim Harrison

"I got a buddy that is an expert, let me give him a call"
Rick Harrison

 

[Indagrow]

I can't wait to fuck an alien, get to the bottom of this Clayton I got an intergalactic nut brewin'

 

[curious2garden]

The elephants won't be ruling us. They're figureheads. You want junk in da trunk, it's time for cetacean identification.

You know I was so wasted when I read this I took a shot of my ass. Check your messages! Luckily I sobered it up before I posted it here..........

 

[curious2garden]

I can't wait to fuck an alien, get to the bottom of this Clayton I got an intergalactic nut brewin'

 

[curious2garden]

I got all the way to AWAX

I am supposed to be gardening, dammit....
AWAX

 

[Diabolical666]

 

[bradburry]

What do you know? There has been some good accounts with video this last couple of weeks and it all kind of went hush hush. We need to embrace the fact that we are not alone.

If anyone here is an alien, please pm me.

http://au.ibtimes.com/articles/569475/20141014/ufo-sighting-nasa-s-spacewalk-monitoring-international.htm#.VD6_ifldV8E

http://au.ibtimes.com/articles/569658/20141015/ufo-sighting-trailing-jet-amsterdam.htm#.VD6_pvldV8E

big cheese burgers..........not true

 

[Cowboykush]

PM sent sir.
Thanks
Jose

 

[kinetic]

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Alien Skull Found In Africa

http://www.blankexit.com/alien-skull-found-africa/

"Found in the savanna of Nigeria Africa in 2011. Other odd looking skulls have been discovered in Africa, but nothing like this. The skull size is very similar to a human. As you can see the skulls facial structure is very odd with aggressive horn like points. Scientists have estimated the skull to be over 80 million years old. If age estimate is correct this would be the oldest skull ever found. To this day over 30 universities continue to study this skull and its materials."

 

[Skuxx]

Looks/sounds fake... but have you seen those elongated skulls in peru and egypt etc..? they say they would put boards on infants heads and shape them like that as their heads grew, and some are obviously done that way.... but then there are some that are just massive and constructed much different from regular human skulls.. strange shit.

 

[Dr.Pecker]

http://rollitup.org/t/alien-tech.840622/