Cowboykush
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Im thinking granny could move alot of goods while she is on her all expense paid vacation.Couple monthly visits with the nephew loaded up could pull some folding money till a better (easier) gig presents itself.
Making Money
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giggles26
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I see Pedro must of gotten ahold of you.
I'm supposed to remind you to bring your sombrero!!!
Commander Strax
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if money is tight you should move into a walmart
KLITE
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You might think this is funny but over here in spain chinese families usually will own a restaurant and a cheap shit shop. The used napkins from restaurant get repacked and sold at the shop again. Same with old kitchen utensils and the like.
If you wanna make money you gotta think like a chinese, capitalism is tricking people as much as you can so you can rip em off the most.
If you wanna make money you gotta think like a chinese, capitalism is tricking people as much as you can so you can rip em off the most.
bu$hleaguer
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Snuff films bro. I know people.
lahadaextranjera
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Have you still got two kidneys? I can fix that. Come over here, I have a buyer. 
lahadaextranjera
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How rich are they? They're all cruising round in Mercs etc. Most can't even speak Spanish. Except their kids.
The restaurants look like a front and the chino junk shops make huge money. The warehouses have taken over Badalona. These guys are running it plus their next generation are all nativos sabes?
@KLITE I'm cutting loads of clones today. Do you want some zk? Now's the time to say!
KLITE
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@lahadaextranjera
Lol i made that up but its something that sounded chinesy enough. I think some will be but not all. I mean do you have any idea how cheap
it is to get a container FULL of crap from china over here? Last time i checked shipping containers over seas wasnt very expensive at all. I really think that on some products there is like 400% margin maybe more. Plus they do not really have a workforce on papoer theyll put like 2 or 3 people work there when in fact its like a gispy situation on the go.
The ones you gave us are doing fine, im only gonna use it for breeding and i have no fucking space in the forseeable future to work it so ill be ok. Ill prolly head down to barna in half an hour or so let us know if you want me to give you reasons to moan about bho on here
Lol i made that up but its something that sounded chinesy enough. I think some will be but not all. I mean do you have any idea how cheap
it is to get a container FULL of crap from china over here? Last time i checked shipping containers over seas wasnt very expensive at all. I really think that on some products there is like 400% margin maybe more. Plus they do not really have a workforce on papoer theyll put like 2 or 3 people work there when in fact its like a gispy situation on the go.
The ones you gave us are doing fine, im only gonna use it for breeding and i have no fucking space in the forseeable future to work it so ill be ok. Ill prolly head down to barna in half an hour or so let us know if you want me to give you reasons to moan about bho on here
chewberto
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You need a real good printer. But this works.. Design a fancy colorful label,
Pee and poop in a bottle shake it really good, and sell it as nutrients! Steal some sugar packets from the morning Mickey D's shift, pour it Into water and sell as carbohydrates. Name it Advanced pootrients! Bingo bango, your rich! Call yourself Big Clay and run that shit...
Pee and poop in a bottle shake it really good, and sell it as nutrients! Steal some sugar packets from the morning Mickey D's shift, pour it Into water and sell as carbohydrates. Name it Advanced pootrients! Bingo bango, your rich! Call yourself Big Clay and run that shit...
Oh dear god I spewed! The engineering gene is on overdrive in this one
My son came home from college all happy one time yodeling to me about how he figured out how he could wear a T-Shirt 4 times prior to washing. He smelled worse than a Clarke hooker! Although the hub, who is a connoisseur here, assured me he had the Turkish hookers beat too!But I digress. I'm actually looking for more passive revenue streams. I am very attracted to the website idea of matching toughs to the indigent homeless for a fee. I could be considered the Mother Theresa for the homeless in the City of Angels. So that idea is very high on my list.
I've been rolling the idea of a glory hole around in my head lately tho. Carve 2 holes one for the obvious and the other for the deposit of money if they want their pecker back. Sort of a reverse psychology glory hole. I wonder how much some guys would pay. Problem is you'd have to hire some old homeless asshole to hang on to their ugly, uhh never mind. But certainly you could see how this could also be a public health service. So although the revenue stream isn't precisely passive I've not completely discarded it.
Clayton this is another excellent thread and precisely where my thoughts are today!
Thank you again you sir are a true patriot and gentleman,
Annie
ClaytonBigsby
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Annie, I like the website idea. We would have to run it on TOR and take bitcoins. Give an address for "delivery" so our hands would be clean if it was a sting. I also like the glory hole idea. To maximize profit though, instead of using bums, we could use a tool like plastic lids, you know you slide the straw in but it doesn;t come out, like a wheel lock. The dick comes in, the lock goes on, BOOM! Pay me mother fucker, if you want your junk back. Do we still finish the job, or is it just a scam?
Thanks ALL!!!
Thanks ALL!!!
Unclebaldrick
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That reminds me of the old "Trojan Freezer" trick. Those scrap guys usually keep a huge hoard of scrap metal until they can get a really good price for scrap. What you should do @Clayton Bigsby is get an old fridge or deep freeze - preferably one with a broken handle on it - and get one of your nephews to hide in it on the side of the road. Eventually it will be picked up by a scrap guy and brought back to his secret scrap hoard. At this point your nephew stealthily leaves the freezer and the two of you can jack all that sweet, sweet scrap metal. You might want to give your nephew a cell phone so you can find him I guess.
Help me here are you insulting the chinese or the jews? Chinesy could be construed as chintzy which could be a slang at the jews. So HELP I need to know precisely what ethnicity we are focusing on today.@lahadaextranjera
Lol i made that up but its something that sounded chinesy enough. I think some will be but not all. I mean do you have any idea how cheap
it is to get a container FULL of crap from china over here? Last time i checked shipping containers over seas wasnt very expensive at all. I really think that on some products there is like 400% margin maybe more. Plus they do not really have a workforce on papoer theyll put like 2 or 3 people work there when in fact its like a gispy situation on the go.
The ones you gave us are doing fine, im only gonna use it for breeding and i have no fucking space in the forseeable future to work it so ill be ok. Ill prolly head down to barna in half an hour or so let us know if you want me to give you reasons to moan about bho on here
Oh gawd this early and I'm howling with laughter already, where the fuck is CN this morning Klite you've been on fire! Sheesh, I'm jealous!
@ClaytonBigsby
Well now scam would be better if we were using chinese pecker traps. I like that idea. However I know a few electrical engineers who are out of work so we could add a coin deposit mechanism and electronically activated release made for a song. Hell we'd just liberate enough parts they could make a working one for themselves should cover the fees. Adding the mechanics in reduces comfort level but for scam operation they'd simply want their peckers back.
However thinking about how the feds are we should build in a short masturbate mode. That way the Feds couldn't get us for male fraud or some other made up bullshit!
@Unclebaldrick
You know this works on a couple levels too! If you put airholes in voila trojan freezer/fridge. If you don't put them in voila you make people vanish
and could charge up front for that!Wow you guys are just titans of industry with these ideas!
@ClaytonBigsby
Bitcoins are pretty high tech. do you think we'd have to hire the finsaggy as our chief financial officer so we'd have someone who could understand all aspects of the 'coin'?
whitebb2727
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Well sometimes I see where people been on the state land here and cut beautiful oaks and what not. Even a small load on a one ton flat bed clayton test drives. I mean all you have to do is have the wood cut and ready.
oldtimer54
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QUOTE="ClaytonBigsby, post: 10973250, member: 366092"]So, shit is getting tight. I need to figure out how to make some cheddar. Let's pool our ideas, like I look for day jobs on craigslist that require a truck because they pay better than you just showing up. I go to the trucks for sale and find one to test drive over to the first person's place, make my skriz and return the truck to the second guy, no gas costs either, and if I have an accident, I just bail.
I don;t care how small the idea, like reusing condoms. Serously, those little bastards can hold a gallon of water, you think they aren;t strong enough to resue? It's the condom companies that want you to think you can't, so they can make more money.
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Don't know about the reusable condom idea but I do know that the CDC are looking for airport rectal temperature takers.......its a shitty job but someone has to do it for the sake of the country !
I don;t care how small the idea, like reusing condoms. Serously, those little bastards can hold a gallon of water, you think they aren;t strong enough to resue? It's the condom companies that want you to think you can't, so they can make more money.
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Don't know about the reusable condom idea but I do know that the CDC are looking for airport rectal temperature takers.......its a shitty job but someone has to do it for the sake of the country !
whitebb2727
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On the same note, in all seriousness, I been thinking about getting a wood chipper and calling all the tree trimming service and offer cleanup for free. Sell for mulch and compost the rest.
The rest that is big enough cut for firewood. Man it is so redneck here the pawnshop sells firewood. I think i can cut the other guys throat on price that sells to the pawnshop.
Then when the tree services realize how mush faster they are without cleaning up, I say that I have to start charging for cleanup.
The rest that is big enough cut for firewood. Man it is so redneck here the pawnshop sells firewood. I think i can cut the other guys throat on price that sells to the pawnshop.
Then when the tree services realize how mush faster they are without cleaning up, I say that I have to start charging for cleanup.