Random Jibber Jabber Thread

Skuxx said:
you have the worst luck with neighbors!
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these ones arent bad this lady just dunno felt like a heavy weight today and probably took her bad day out on me so i called hte landlord on her ever barking dog that wont shut the fuck up and the fact that she keeps setting off the fire alarm everyday at 6:30 am,
clearly SOMEONE isnt going to be the next top chef
 
Did you try talking to them before calling the landlord?
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about a decade ago, had an agro neighbor pull the same shit. yelling loudly into a shared backyard, while I had a guest. sent him a certified letter (but informed him) and he ended up waiting at home the entire next day so his wife didn't see the letter... haha.
 
abe supercro said:
about a decade ago, had an agro neighbor pull the same shit. yelling loudly into a shared backyard, while I had a guest. sent him a certified letter (but informed him) and he ended up waiting at home the entire next day so his wife didn't see the letter... haha.
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when i moved in i specifically told the landlord i was looking for a quiet building and i had that until these people came in.
their dog barks all the fucking time. and they are extremely loud , they keep setting off the fucking fire alarm every morning too which keeps giving me mini heart attacks
 
hope that settles down for you soon.

yep, know what it's like to be a light sleeper, even when it's mostly quiet. fire alarm? holy shite..:mad:
/t'll get better... :cool:
 
cannabineer said:
Just you wait 'til you hit a certain age and it just (bad word) dries up on you.
The hand is willing, but the lump is limp. cn
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Dude, at 64 I can still whack it! So what is this magic certain age where it turns off? Oh, and I have had female hormone therapy and chemo for cancer, just sayin'!
 
sunni said:
let the neighbor wars begin i guess.. blahhhhhhhhhhhh, was so good until these people came along LOL
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Mine too sunni...

Mine became addicted to coke and started a traphouse next door. They've got traffic all night and all day, they park their trucks in my space and the best part is, their pitbull attacked my dog so I kicked it in the face and nearly threw down with the lot of them.

Its been an eventful week, I can't wait till my lease is over.


Good luck with yours, hope it gets better!
 
sunni said:
these ones arent bad this lady just dunno felt like a heavy weight today and probably took her bad day out on me so i called hte landlord on her ever barking dog that wont shut the fuck up and the fact that she keeps setting off the fire alarm everyday at 6:30 am,
clearly SOMEONE isnt going to be the next top chef
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I think being sentenced to eat her own cooking could be punishment enough, eh? LOL
 
ebgood said:
Happy 4:20

Blaze up
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Ok I've blazed up :) Problem is the tent is resisting arrest. Worse it just kicked the dog shit out of me. I finally just curled up under it and took a nap until the hubby found me and accused me of simply hiding to take a nap. I had to inform him how the tent had it in for me. I'd smoked this space queen in the bong earlier. Really good distilled shit the way @cannabineer makes it.

Anyway I realized this was a replay of a GRE question and how to put the tent up simply. The problem was the epiphany was short lived and not an engineered solution. I unzipped every thing on that mother fucker and pitched it up over the skeleton. Anyway tent collapsed, I went down under the weight of it, then the zippers came for me. I was hopelessly tangled and unlike most men I KNOW when to stop resisting. So.... nap time, I am soooooooo fucked up. Thank god you can't drown in a tent!

Ok I've smoked up more. But I can't find my fucking drywall stilts!! WHO STOLE MY DRYWALL STILTS! I was gonna show that tent who is boss
 
a senile fungus said:
Mine too sunni...

Mine became addicted to coke and started a traphouse next door. They've got traffic all night and all day, they park their trucks in my space and the best part is, their pitbull attacked my dog so I kicked it in the face and nearly threw down with the lot of them.

Its been an eventful week, I can't wait till my lease is over.


Good luck with yours, hope it gets better!
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start selling
"coke half price"
run them outta bidnip.
 
curious2garden said:
Ok I've blazed up :) Problem is the tent is resisting arrest. Worse it just kicked the dog shit out of me. I finally just curled up under it and took a nap until the hubby found me and accused me of simply hiding to take a nap. I had to inform him how the tent had it in for me. I'd smoked this space queen in the bong earlier. Really good distilled shit the way @cannabineer makes it.

Anyway I realized this was a replay of a GRE question and how to put the tent up simply. The problem was the epiphany was short lived and not an engineered solution. I unzipped every thing on that mother fucker and pitched it up over the skeleton. Anyway tent collapsed, I went down under the weight of it, then the zippers came for me. I was hopelessly tangled and unlike most men I KNOW when to stop resisting. So.... nap time, I am soooooooo fucked up. Thank god you can't drown in a tent!

Ok I've smoked up more. But I can't find my fucking drywall stilts!! WHO STOLE MY DRYWALL STILTS! I was gonna show that tent who is boss
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It must be a big one! I put up a 1.2m one LATE last night and it only took me 10 mins including putting the cover on.

Fair enough, all the poles were numbered though! Lol!
 
curious2garden said:
Ok I've blazed up :) Problem is the tent is resisting arrest. Worse it just kicked the dog shit out of me. I finally just curled up under it and took a nap until the hubby found me and accused me of simply hiding to take a nap. I had to inform him how the tent had it in for me. I'd smoked this space queen in the bong earlier. Really good distilled shit the way @cannabineer makes it.

Anyway I realized this was a replay of a GRE question and how to put the tent up simply. The problem was the epiphany was short lived and not an engineered solution. I unzipped every thing on that mother fucker and pitched it up over the skeleton. Anyway tent collapsed, I went down under the weight of it, then the zippers came for me. I was hopelessly tangled and unlike most men I KNOW when to stop resisting. So.... nap time, I am soooooooo fucked up. Thank god you can't drown in a tent!

Ok I've smoked up more. But I can't find my fucking drywall stilts!! WHO STOLE MY DRYWALL STILTS! I was gonna show that tent who is boss
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I wanna like this twice!
 
sunni said:
when i moved in i specifically told the landlord i was looking for a quiet building and i had that until these people came in.
their dog barks all the fucking time. and they are extremely loud , they keep setting off the fucking fire alarm every morning too which keeps giving me mini heart attacks
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Give them ice tea or lemonade with Valium in it, not a lot just enough to mellow them out
 
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