Edit: kinda long but fuck aint only told my wife bout this : End Edit
Craziest shit i seen in county was during visiting hour. I had clear view of the visitors section.
Next thing you I know I see some broad gagging , with her fingers as if pulling something out her throat.
Shit you not, homeboy that visit with her had a contraband search, and my fuckin roomie was asking "yo you wanna get high"
He offered heron and weed. Of course I smoke, but coo off heron.
Homeboy then proceeded to fill a spray can cap of Lysol with "lysol spray" . He had a good cup full. Then pulls out a needle and syringe. Dips the needle and pulls up the Lysol. Squirted it out to the sink. All nonchalant. He did it a few times.
Then he turned to me and said,
"you know fools in here don't know this, but this sterilize it. I ain't tryin to catch cottin fever"
Ties his arm up ,after we smoked some weed while he cooked the devil.... and said "here"
I was like "I aint fuckin wit that blood!" Weed is good!"
He was all "I know but can you push the end in?" It wasa ghetto fab needle , shared at that. So I was like " fuck it thats on you bro....ready!?"
Hahahahha fuckin aye