i have a undercover cop harassing me what should i do

[tytheguy111]

there's this black dude that knocked on my door a few days ago

i opened the door and said he was with at&t and said he needed to come in

so i said no man im sorry i have Comcast

he said oh ok man and walked off

later that day i was walking and i saw a undercover car with the windshield lights and shit it freaked me out

now the same mother fucker just knocked on my door 5 times wearing a comcast shirt today and hes still out there after 4 minutes


its the SAME guy

what should i do

i think he walked off now as im typing this

im thinking the next time he tries to get in my house and he comes in uninvited im gonna kick his ass because of the castle doctrine in Florida the first time he was here he tried to come in but i blocked him of by standing in front of him

i have nothing btw no plants no weed but i am under 21 and ive been drinking and doing beer runs

( were u run in grab some beer throw money on the counter and run off before they ask u for your I.D.)

but i never heard of a undo cop investigating that shit

the only thing i can think of is i went to a hydroponics store and a smoke shop on the same day

note i didn't buy anything at both except a zippo lighter holder at the head shop

 

[cannabineer]

Tell him sorry you have AT&T

 

[curious2garden]

there's this black dude that knocked on my door a few days ago

i opened the door and said he was with at&t and said he needed to come in

so i said no man im sorry i have Comcast

he said oh ok man and walked off

later that day i was walking and i saw a undercover car with the windshield lights and shit it freaked me out

now the same mother fucker just knocked on my door 5 times wearing a comcast shirt today and hes still out there after 4 minutes


its the SAME guy

what should i do

i think he walked off now as im typing this

im thinking the next time he tries to get in my house and he comes in uninvited im gonna kick his ass because of the castle doctrine in Florida the first time he was here he tried to come in but i blocked him of by standing in front of him

i have nothing btw no plants no weed but i am under 21 and ive been drinking and doing beer runs

( were u run in grab some beer throw money on the counter and run off before they ask u for your I.D.)

but i never heard of a undo cop investigating that shit

the only thing i can think of is i went to a hydroponics store and a smoke shop on the same day

note i didn't buy anything at both except a zippo lighter holder at the head shop

Step away from the SATIVAs man, step away! Remember,

 

[Ninjabowler]

Put a sign on your door that says if you havent been invited....FUCK OFF and then when you answer the door to a stanger tell em if the cant read that you can tell em to fuck off as well. This girl, musta been like 19 or something, didnt read my sign and shows up with a clip board. I said, well your holding a clip board you can obviously read. She said ya, and i said, then get the fuck off my step. Pretty sure i ruined her day but seriously, i hate anyone at my door that i dont know. Those beggers always show up right after i throw shrimp in a hot pan too! I need tazer system and a door camera i think.....plan B.

 

[Milovan]

I wouldn't sweat it at all.
If he shows up again and you don't kick his ass tell him
your gonna call the cops for trespassing.
Keep us posted!

 

[curious2garden]

Put a sign on your door that says if you havent been invited....FUCK OFF and then when you answer the door to a stanger tell em if the cant read that you can tell em to fuck off as well. This girl, musta been like 19 or something, didnt read my sign and shows up with a clip board. I said, well your holding a clip board you can obviously read. She said ya, and i said, then get the fuck off my step. Pretty sure i ruined her day but seriously, i hate anyone at my door that i dont know. Those beggers always show up right after i throw shrimp in a hot pan too! I need tazer system and a door camera i think.....plan B.

Fluoric acid door shower for the win. You can't lose CN is still pulling those chains and gazing, hopefully, upward, hehee

Good 2 see you ninja.

 

[cannabineer]

Have a stack of these by your door and solemnly tell any unplanned visitor if they have a few minutes to talk about Jesus.

 

[Garden Boss]

Just kindly suck his dick on the front porch (maintain eye contact)

 

[Ninjabowler]

Just kindly suck his dick on the front porch (maintain eye contact)

That would be so funny. "No im already with comcast but ill gladly suck your dick, or would you like to suck mine?" Or if you just started inviting them into your bedroom and you were lucky enough to get one in there just close the door and stand infront of it all creepy like

 

[ULEN]

Clear tape a thumb tack over your doorbell and when he presses it, tell him he won a prize and shoot some silly string while singing EBOLA through the top of your lungs.

 

[ULEN]

Accuse him of playing ding dong ditch for the last hour and ask him if he was the person that stepped on your petunias while watching you take a shit from the bathroom window.

Then throw a curve ball at him and ask if he's the stripper you hired to cook you breakfast in the nude.

 

[a senile fungus]

Just give him your pizza order next time he knocks. Tell him you're in a hurry, and yes, you would like that super-sized.

Thank him for his time and tip well, they always appreciate that.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

The old "I'm with the power/telephony/gas/etc company, can I come in" trick. IT's serious home invasion basics. One word my friend,

PRE-EMPTIVE. Shoot that mother fucker in the face (after you say "sure come on in")

 

[a senile fungus]

@tytheguy111

Do you have any history of anxiety disorders or paranoia?

No offense meant, I'm just trying to understand.

 

[Milovan]

there just close the door and stand infront of it all creepy like

Kind of like this?






.

 

[Dyna Ryda]

Are you sure it's the same guy? You know they all look the same.

 

[charface]

Cease all activity personally for 3 years Lol

 

[ChingOwn]

Sounds more like your about to get robbed call the cops and see what they tell you.

 

[ChingOwn]

Are you sure it's the same guy? You know they all look the same.

He does have a point there.

 

[Singlemalt]

Answer the door, chat a bit and work into the conversation about how you want to try some activities that your cousin, Jeffery Dahmer taught you a few years back. and say "long pig" a few times