ClaytonBigsby
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She was over this morning watching the early game in London, and after a few drinks she loosened up and told me she needs an abortion. Where should I take her? Does Planned Parenthood check ID, if I say I'm her dad?
My Niece Needs an Abortion
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Jimmyjonestoo
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Leave a skateboard at the top of the stairs...
cat of curiosity
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i have coat hangers and bleach... just a phone call away...
giggles26
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Now why would you want to go and ruin a perfectly good skateboard......
Jimmyjonestoo
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Marbles maybe???
giggles26
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Fuck it, mouse traps. That way you can say got that pussy bitch!
cat of curiosity
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coat hangers and bleach. tried, true, tested, trusted.
Let's think this through. What are you teaching her by giving her the easy way out? What kind of an uncle would you be?
I say don't give them a FISH teach them to FISH, by god! Look if she's pregnant they'll do these abortions until very late term, (partial birth anyone), so get her on the streets. As her pimp and protector I say be fair, she's family and all give her 25% of the take, after all you have to provide someone to get her there and back, collect the money, take her to the county for shots and all.
Then we don't know how she looks so we can't be sure how much you can expect ROI. So be cautious. You won't teach her anything if you don't at least make her pay for her own abortion.
Jimmyjonestoo
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As long as ends meet I suppose .
Commander Strax
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Magic Mike
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Keep it off the grid Clayton, keep a low profile. Line up some buyers and sell the baby. Deliver it in your grandma's old barn now that you aint got them plants in there anymore.
It could help cover some of the losses from when the cops chopped down your plants.
It could help cover some of the losses from when the cops chopped down your plants.
racerboy71
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i say pimp her out, again, clayton..there's a very niche market for pregnant whores, after all, you can only do it for a few months tops, so you can charge a premium, not to mention the low over head, not having to buy condoms and all..
tytheguy111
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ill do it for a penny and a ball of lint
oh and ill even throw some dead baby jokes in the lighten up the mood
oh and ill even throw some dead baby jokes in the lighten up the mood