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Lacy said:
When I first entered high school I wanted to be cool and hip like the other chicks who looked so cosmopolitan. Nice clean eyebrows.
So Lacy decides to not pluck them but save them and pencil in the brows:|
Now let me tell you how friggin stupid that looked.
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In high school, this girl I knew shaved off her eyebrows and penciled them on, but she sucked at penciling them on, lol, cuz she always did them too high and arched. She walked around looking constantly surprised. lmfao, oh, thanks for reminding me of that. Gave me a good laugh.

Stoney McFried said:
Alright girls, here's a fresh topic.Sure to send the boys running.Pads or tampons?
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Tampons. And to be more specific, plastic. Fuck cardboard. "oh, but it's good for the environment" yeah, well, cardboard isn't as nice to me as it is to Mother Nature. It HURTS. So fuck that, plastic please.

And yep, I've made guys go buy me tampons. I don't even need to be out, sometimes I just want to see if he will.
 
I've always used pads...tampons are just not comfy...oh, I know, "If you get it in right, you won't feel it" Bullshit, anything in my box I'm feeling.
 
anytime you say box i literally laugh out loud. i don't think i've ever heard a girl refer to her vag as a box before ...
 
Stoney McFried said:
i like the word cunt, too, and use it often...pussy, tang,cooze...I'm an odd girl.
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everybody needs a girl-friend like you to take the shock value out of those words so that I can use them again .. I swear, cunt has been off-limits for years, and I have to keep using vag regularly to keep it on the ok-list
 
Words are hollow...you can fill them with any meaning you like.
ceestyle said:
everybody needs a girl-friend like you to take the shock value out of those words so that I can use them again .. I swear, cunt has been off-limits for years, and I have to keep using vag regularly to keep it on the ok-list
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A lot of women don't like it. I don't care about name calling so much, but if someone says..."I'm gonna kick your ass!" THAT makes me mad.
Wikidbchofthewst said:
I can't stand the word cunt. I've only ever heard it used in an extremely negative way.
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Lacy said:
When I first entered high school I wanted to be cool and hip like the other chicks who looked so cosmopolitan. Nice clean eyebrows.
So Lacy decides to not pluck them but save them and pencil in the brows:|
Now let me tell you how friggin stupid that looked.
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And it seens that the ones that do pluck have caveman/woman forehead and they draw a thin line...looks like hell....

Stoney McFried said:
But you're a guy, arent you...so either your kidding, in which case, hahahaha, or you have a preference for what your girl wears...if that's the case, why?
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The'res a south park episode that someone hears that wearing a tampon means you're grown up, so Kenny sticks one up his ass and ends up with toxic shock syndrome... funny show..
 
Yeah, I know...makes you want to wash their face.
Twistyman said:
And it seens that the ones that do pluck have caveman/woman forehead and they draw a thin line...looks like hell....



Nothing like a dry wad of cotton shoved into an orifice to let you know you're alive.The'res a south park episode that someone hears that wearing a tampon means you're grown up, so Kenny sticks one up his ass and ends up with toxic shock syndrome... funny show..
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Women......... Ahhhhhhhhh is for that sweet spot I get to play with on command ,, except for 5-7 days a month.. then I dont touch it ... I think women was gods gift to man...
 
korvette1977 said:
Women......... Ahhhhhhhhh is for that sweet spot I get to play with on command ,, except for 5-7 days a month.. then I dont touch it ... I think women was gods gift to man...
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Stoney McFried said:
Well welcome back..how was the trip?I'm not back yet. I'm still trippin';)Did several muscular young men oil you up as you sunbathed?
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:?No such luck:-| but I can still fantasize. Its only one guy tho......umm..several?:confused:
a bit scary for me huh;)

I am at the inlaws stoney:twisted:oh joy oh bliss
 
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