10 chicken nuggets for $1.49 at BK

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anzohaze

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When i was in high school bk use to have the french fry coupon books were you could
donate a dollar and they would give you a book for like 10 small fries or something like that... so on lunch i would buy a coupon book for a dollar amd redeem all the fries get an ass of ketchup and my and a few stoner buddies would eat all the fires amd go back to school.. i dont eat at them places anymore my kid tries and i say thats yuck and she know agrees its yuck so
 
vro

vro

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i remember one time i went to mcdonalds and saw those 1 dollar spicy chickens and decided to get 6 since it looked like a lot of food for just 6 dollars. when i took a shit all the spiceyness stayed in my body and it felt like i was shitting lava!! i remember bending over the toilet spreading my ass cheeks just whispering fuck and shit like fuck my ass this burns. the shit just slowly dripped out and it was like burning hot and the burn sensation is so much worse in your asshole than it is in your mouth. i just wanted to go outside after that and shove the hose up my asshole at least that would have cooled it down. shit i should go in there and complain to those fuckers about my asshole and how they fucked it up from that shit!!!!
 
bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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vro said:
i remember one time i went to mcdonalds and saw those 1 dollar spicy chickens and decided to get 6 since it looked like a lot of food for just 6 dollars. when i took a shit all the spiceyness stayed in my body and it felt like i was shitting lava!! i remember bending over the toilet spreading my ass cheeks just whispering fuck and shit like fuck my ass this burns. the shit just slowly dripped out and it was like burning hot and the burn sensation is so much worse in your asshole than it is in your mouth. i just wanted to go outside after that and shove the hose up my asshole at least that would have cooled it down. shit i should go in there and complain to those fuckers about my asshole and how they fucked it up from that shit!!!!
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Hahaha that's awesome.

A few years ago when I was teaching cooking classes for whole foods I was teaching a smoking, curing, sausage making class and I needed a couple random sausages to do a demonstration with.

I ran upstairs to the meat counter and got a bunch of habanero green chili pork sausages. The dude sweared to me that they're not that hot, but they have great flavor. Fucking asshole.

Fast forward 4 hours after I ate 1 of these fuckers. I was now in the shower on my hands and knees with my asshole spread open and the shower spraying water into my cornhole. The fucking shit burned so bad I was screaming and finger banging my own asshole to clean that shit out of me. I swear those things burned my colon deep inside because my whole ass and lower intestine were completely fucked. I thought about rubbing sour cream on my blown out shit hole or dairy of some kind to stop the burning but I never did.

Worst part about it was my ex wife (wife at the time) comes home, hears the screams and comes running into the bathroom. I'm half laughing, half screaming as she's looking at me with my finger from one hand in my asshole and my other hand pulling my ass cheeks apart.

Priceless.
 
whitebb2727

whitebb2727

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vro said:
i remember one time i went to mcdonalds and saw those 1 dollar spicy chickens and decided to get 6 since it looked like a lot of food for just 6 dollars. when i took a shit all the spiceyness stayed in my body and it felt like i was shitting lava!! i remember bending over the toilet spreading my ass cheeks just whispering fuck and shit like fuck my ass this burns. the shit just slowly dripped out and it was like burning hot and the burn sensation is so much worse in your asshole than it is in your mouth. i just wanted to go outside after that and shove the hose up my asshole at least that would have cooled it down. shit i should go in there and complain to those fuckers about my asshole and how they fucked it up from that shit!!!!
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You got to put the toilet paper in the freezer the night before.

bu$hleaguer said:
Hahaha that's awesome.

A few years ago when I was teaching cooking classes for whole foods I was teaching a smoking, curing, sausage making class and I needed a couple random sausages to do a demonstration with.

I ran upstairs to the meat counter and got a bunch of habanero green chili pork sausages. The dude sweared to me that they're not that hot, but they have great flavor. Fucking asshole.

Fast forward 4 hours after I ate 1 of these fuckers. I was now in the shower on my hands and knees with my asshole spread open and the shower spraying water into my cornhole. The fucking shit burned so bad I was screaming and finger banging my own asshole to clean that shit out of me. I swear those things burned my colon deep inside because my whole ass and lower intestine were completely fucked. I thought about rubbing sour cream on my blown out shit hole or dairy of some kind to stop the burning but I never did.

Worst part about it was my ex wife (wife at the time) comes home, hears the screams and comes running into the bathroom. I'm half laughing, half screaming as she's looking at me with my finger from one hand in my asshole and my other hand pulling my ass cheeks apart.

Priceless.
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You got to have someone that you trust pour milk over your bung hole.

My dad married this woman from China. That bitch would make shit that would make your insides bleed it was so hot.
 
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LIBERTYCHICKEN

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bu$hleaguer said:
You don't think $1.49 for 10 chicken nuggets is cheap? Shit, please enlighten us as to what's cheaper, sir!
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10 piece 'chicken' mcnuggets, 5.7oz price 1.49

Nutrition Facts
Calories 468 (1954 kJ)

Total Fat 30.1g
Sat. Fat 5g
Trans Fat 0g
Cholesterol 67mg
Sodium 902mg
Total Carbs. 30.1g
Dietary Fiber 1.7g
Sugars 0g
Protein 21.7g
Calcium 33.4mg

http://www.calorieking.com/foods/calories-in-chicken-mcnuggets-without-sauce_f-ZmlkPTU1MTIx.html


1 (16oz) pound whole chicken , store bought average is around 1.50$ a pound , Considerably less home produced or when on sale

Nutrition Facts
Serving Size 1 lb
Amount Per Serving
Calories from Fat 110
Calories 503
% Daily Values*
Total Fat 12.25g 19%
Saturated Fat 3.039g 15%
Polyunsaturated Fat 3.039g
Monounsaturated Fat 3.765g
Cholesterol 295mg 98%
Sodium 340mg 14%
Potassium 1080mg
Total Carbohydrate 0g 0%
Dietary Fiber 0g 0%
Sugars 0g
Protein 92.22g
Vitamin A 4%
Vitamin C 0%
Calcium 4%
Iron 26%

https://www.fatsecret.com/calories-nutrition/usda/chicken-meat-(roasting)?portionid=46966&portionamount=1.000

I dont know about the ingredents in the nugets but the chicken should be the most expensive part by far
 
bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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LIBERTYCHICKEN said:
1 (16oz) pound whole chicken , store bought average is around 1.50$ a pound , Considerably less home produced or when on sale
I dont know about the ingredents in the nugets but the chicken should be the most expensive part by far
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Oh ok, thanks....

But you seem to have forgotten that the chicken comes RAW. You're neglecting the fact that some poor bastard first has to pay rent or a mortgage in order to have a stovetop, microwave, oven, pots and pans and ingredients to cook with. Electricity, water, gas if you have gas burners. I'm pretty certain when it's all said and done a raw chicken is going to cost you a lot more to prepare than $1.49 for 10 nuggets.
 
tytheguy111

tytheguy111

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LIBERTYCHICKEN said:
10 piece 'chicken' mcnuggets, 5.7oz price 1.49

Nutrition Facts
Calories 468 (1954 kJ)

Total Fat 30.1g
Sat. Fat 5g
Trans Fat 0g
Cholesterol 67mg
Sodium 902mg
Total Carbs. 30.1g
Dietary Fiber 1.7g
Sugars 0g
Protein 21.7g
Calcium 33.4mg

http://www.calorieking.com/foods/calories-in-chicken-mcnuggets-without-sauce_f-ZmlkPTU1MTIx.html


1 (16oz) pound whole chicken , store bought average is around 1.50$ a pound , Considerably less home produced or when on sale

Nutrition Facts
Serving Size 1 lb
Amount Per Serving
Calories from Fat 110
Calories 503
% Daily Values*
Total Fat 12.25g 19%
Saturated Fat 3.039g 15%
Polyunsaturated Fat 3.039g
Monounsaturated Fat 3.765g
Cholesterol 295mg 98%
Sodium 340mg 14%
Potassium 1080mg
Total Carbohydrate 0g 0%
Dietary Fiber 0g 0%
Sugars 0g
Protein 92.22g
Vitamin A 4%
Vitamin C 0%
Calcium 4%
Iron 26%

https://www.fatsecret.com/calories-nutrition/usda/chicken-meat-(roasting)?portionid=46966&portionamount=1.000

I dont know about the ingredents in the nugets but the chicken should be the most expensive part by far
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Were talking about B motherfucking K


Not no mickey dees


Were talking bout dat king nigga let u hav yo burger yo own motha fukin way my nigga


Not no bitch ass clown ya feel me my nigg???
 
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