Random Jibber Jabber Thread

Blue Wizard

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Do you ever do this? Sometimes I add a double blink in there too
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Yeah, most of my tenants. Especially this one uber white trash bitch who looks like a slightly skinnier and younger honey boo boo's mom. The first time I met her she answered the door with her finger knuckle deep in her nose and didn't stop digging while she was talking to me.
 

Blue Wizard

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Gawd @ Blue Wizard. Hope her apt. doesn't smell like possum stew
It smells like rotting baby diapers, there is usually a huge stack of them in there everytime I've had to work there. Oh, and shit looked like hoarders in every room except the utility closet.

She reeks too, all I ever see her wear is a pink sweat pants/shirt combo that I guess she wears for a few days in between washings.
 

Blue Wizard

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The sad thing is that she's one of the better tenants. She's not prostituting herself or selling meth out of her apartment while punching holes in all the doors and walls.
 
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