CLASSIC RIU QUOTES

[bradburry]

post away all the funny quotes or threads ...or even clever informative ones that people have done ..


sorry there's someone at the door ...i'll post some later

 

[KLITE]

bradmainey....your such a tard. lmao and the only person who truly deserves being called one on this forum because of your stupid antics for the last few months under multiple crudely formed sock puppets...

so now you get all butt hurt and are challenging me to a fight over pm?

real mature lol

now this account along with your Mainliner account are under *ignored*

 

[bradburry]

that's so funny..lol

 

[tytheguy111]

YES I AM MAINLINER but dont tell anyone

And I wont tell everyone how big your dick is ITS HUGE

 

[lahadaextranjera]

In before close! Talk about asking for trouble! Lol !

 

[bradburry]

In before close! Talk about asking for trouble! Lol !

wheres your funny quote?

 

[bu$hleaguer]

gosh I hope my testicles drop soon, it's getting awkward at age 38 and still no balls!!

 

[dluck]

LMFAO

 

[PorterRockwell]

God! I love when my asshole has that well fucked feeling!!!..lol

okay so what if I plowed that fool hardcore for a pound of weed

Course I compensated him my corn hole looks like another planet or a science fair experiment puckered and pockmarked!

 

[PorterRockwell]

you guys are mean!

 

[chewberto]

"About a pound!"~somebody

 

[LetsGetCritical]

Letsgetcritical my mate told me to ate see uchin spermm to get hi but it was out of seson so I just suked of lots a guys instead lol

 

[rory420420]

wheres your funny quote?

 

[WHATFG]

Are you regretting starting this thread? Lol

 

[rory420420]

that's so funny..lol

 

[PorterRockwell]

im going to my pimps for xmas......nobody sucks dick and they all smoke crack ...
so iv got to sneak out behind the needle exchange for some spooj haha.
i drink .....lol.
whatever .

i think my 86 yr old male lover stills believe in santa........nobody dares to say anything and he's never said anything about not believing since Alzheimer's took him...lol

my man bought me a 4" assplug and cheezewhiz for xmas ..........just what iv always wanted.


i always give head to a charity at xmas .....it makes me happy to know others are happy and the Santas outside the department stores look so sad till I git to em Mmm!...

 

[LetsGetCritical]

post away all the funny quotes or threads ...or even clever informative ones that people have done ..


sorry there's someone at the door ...i'll post some later

who was at the door mate?

 

[lahadaextranjera]

5 star thread!

It's a first!!!!

 

[lahadaextranjera]

who was at the door mate?

Did you have to go and make them a cup of tea? You should have told them to fuck off because you were in the middle of creating something hilarious online.

 

[LetsGetCritical]

Did you have to go and make them a cup of tea? You should have told them to fuck off because you were in the middle of creating something hilarious online.

he loves this shit... otherwise he'd just go away and open his 15th account