is it time to let loose on the mainy yet?

LetsGetCritical

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Yall are seriously over paranoid...i ain't got time for that shit...
try to look at this from my perspective....i come on here and get accused of being somone else by multiple people...
now throw in the fact that all these people fucking with me may be one person....fucking confusing
And i am really starting to wonder if all yall are not just one fat dude...
ok I am starting to believe that you aren't mainburry. but I agree mainburry is a mod and has about 10 other accounts so forgive us for being wary bro :) I can add you to my 180 friend collection?
 
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LetsGetCritical

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Lol, really? That's scary dude. So he's like 20% of the people that post here. Has anyone asked him why?

I'm picturing a middle aged guy sat in front of a bank of pc's, frantically typing and laughing smugly to his own replies.

Unbelievable levels of nonsense.
yeah its true lol
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PorterRockwell

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...
I believe you. mainburry couldn't spell 'me'
hah!
Lol, really? That's scary dude. So he's like 20% of the people that post here. Has anyone asked him why?

I'm picturing a middle aged guy sat in front of a bank of pc's, frantically typing and laughing smugly to his own replies.

Unbelievable levels of nonsense.
Oh it's much worse than that. He's British! How embarrassing for us? Worse for me though as I reckon he's English!

Secondly he's illiterate which makes him an awful ambassador for our English language. Surely the comprehensive schools cover Eng lit and lang?

He's got nobody to smoke with so I assume he's known locally as the 'village grass'. I doubt they'd even sell him weed.

He tries to reinvent himself here on a regular annoying basis. Unfortunately every character is just as mundane as the last, therefore making our RIU detection services very easy and transparent.

He's not even like Marmite, I'd say Bovril!!!!! Lol !
Yall are seriously over paranoid...i ain't got time for that shit...
try to look at this from my perspective....i come on here and get accused of being somone else by multiple people...
now throw in the fact that all these people fucking with me may be one person....fucking confusing
And i am really starting to wonder if all yall are not just one fat dude...
 

abe supercro

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Fiction? Whats fictional about Me?

yes, people can debunk fiction.
The part about where you claim to be anything more than an average-joe with an above-average-imagination.

You're Young G. you can be nearly anything still.

Consider directing your energies towards pursuits that won't land you back in an asylum. I expect my advice will fall on deaf ears brother g, but at least I spoke the truth.
 

Nevaeh420

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The part about where you claim to be anything more than an average-joe with an above-average-imagination.

You're Young G. you can be nearly anything still.

Consider directing your energies towards pursuits that won't land you back in an asylum. I expect my advice will fall on deaf ears brother g, but at least I spoke the truth.
Thank you for being polite and honest.

I don't know why I talk the way I do on the internet. Its not like I want to start a cult in real life.

I just want to be known and respected on a global scale.

I want to leave My legacy, so that people can know Me as a person.

But, who knows? Maybe its not all futile? I would like to publish My autobiography, so I can capitalize on My imagination.

I know that I have entertained some people.

But, you're right, I am just a normal dude... for the most part.

Its not like I talk like this to My friends and family, anymore. That got Me locked up in the mental hospital too many times.

I just hope that I make good money after I start growing again. Its sucks to live check by check.

But, yeah, I am doing much better now. I hope someone will publish My book, so I can get rich.

~PEACE~
 

bradburry

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Thank you for being polite and honest.

I don't know why I talk the way I do on the internet. Its not like I want to start a cult in real life.

I just want to be known and respected on a global scale.

I want to leave My legacy, so that people can know Me as a person.

But, who knows? Maybe its not all futile? I would like to publish My autobiography, so I can capitalize on My imagination.

I know that I have entertained some people.

But, you're right, I am just a normal dude... for the most part.

Its not like I talk like this to My friends and family, anymore. That got Me locked up in the mental hospital too many times.

I just hope that I make good money after I start growing again. Its sucks to live check by check.

But, yeah, I am doing much better now. I hope someone will publish My book, so I can get rich.

~PEACE~
not in my thread george please .....keep the shit to your own
 

PorterRockwell

Well-Known Member
Fuck, fuck, fuck,fuck,
Mother motherfuck
Mother motherfuck fuck fuck
Motherfuck motherfuck
Noise, noise, noise
1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4
Shmokin'Weed shmoking weed
Doin' coke, drinkin' beers
Drinkin' beers, beers, beers
Rollin' fatties, smokin' blunts
Who smokes the blunts?
We smoke the blunts!
Rollin' blunts and smokin'-
(Uh, lemme get a nickel bag?)
15 bucks little man put that shit in my hand and if it doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe

My Jungle love!
OH EE OH EE OH!
I think I want to know ya know ya!
my jungle love!
You however get a cookie!
A straight guy cookie even!image.jpg
 

PorterRockwell

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I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
Nothing special about me Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
When I go to the clubs I wait in line Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I got 600 dollars In the bank Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
And my sexual performances are average
I work at customer service for a phone company
I make 12 bucks an hour but that's all I need
I live in a small apartment on a quiet street
I don't go out too much I like to watch TV
I cant afford a car I use public transportation
I don't mind I read 'til I reach my destination
Sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book
The amount of money I save this shit is off the hook
And i am not very good with the women
I'm a pretty shy person and I'm average looking
Last time I had sex was in 2003
And I am ashamed to admit but it wasn't free
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I get nervous in social situations Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I get constipated once a month Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
And i make pretty good spaghetti sauce Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
And I get scared when I go see the dentist
I'm the "Pauly Shore" of everyday life
Easily forgettable and I am not very liked
I have an "According to Jim" personality
I'm as entertaining as a fucking STD
If you wanna mess with me I think you probably can
Because I am not confident and i am weak for a man
I'll just roll up in a ball while you kick me in the back, yeah
Honestly I probably wont fight back
And I don't have many friends that would back me up
My friend Steve would but he doesn't look very tough
If you rarely get laid put your hands up
If you're not well paid put your hands up
If you got a pet cat put your hands up
And if you got a bad back put your hands up
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
My parents are really nice people Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I am somewhat afraid of heights Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I like the show "Greys Anatomy" Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
And I am pretty good at making paper planes
:clap:Bravo!:clap:
Simple enough @abe supercro
 
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