Cigarette butt thief/thieves

[LetsGetCritical]

Hello dears. Me and my partner smoke tobacco but what is more concerning is that somebody entered our property last night and stole a... wait for it.... cigarette bucket type ashtray and its contents from the table on our porch. The house is surrounded by 7 foot fences and there is a 400w floodlight that comes on by sensor as soon as you enter the yard. We also have two fiercely protective dogs that were inside at the time yet didn't make a noise ....What the hell man....aliens?

 

[abe supercro]

inside butt job

 

[lahadaextranjera]

Something similar happened outside my front door. Some plaster had dropped on the landing as it rained heavily. 2 hours later, whilst I was a few meters away behind my front door, it had all been cleaned up! The pitbull didn't hear anything either. I'm on the top floor and nobody goes up to mine. I'm guessing the caretaker but I don't like the creeping around.

 

[Growan]

I know a guy who used to walk or hitch 6 miles to town with a broom at 6am and sweep up and collect the fag butts outside the train station. He was a classy guy.

 

[LetsGetCritical]

I know a guy who used to walk or hitch 6 miles to town with a broom at 6am and sweep up and collect the fag butts outside the train station. He was a classy guy.

there was a bloke in jail we used to call him bumper boy spend his money on lollies and pick up butts all day off the ground.

 

[Geronimo420]

it's the dogs they must be a bit overprotective and they want to save you from smoking tobacco

 

[Growan]

there was a bloke in jail we used to call him bumper boy spend his money on lollies and pick up butts all day off the ground.

Gotta have a hobby.

My nutter was called Chaz, and it was fairly common knowledge he was batshit crazy.

 

[KLITE]

Sounds like a job for the likes of ricky from trailer park boys

 

[racerboy71]

eww, i hate refries..

 

[2puffs]

I would say crackhead or methhead they do wierd shit like that.

 

[bradburry]

I would say crackhead or methhead they do wierd shit like that.

maybe it was yoda.....you know with the force and all that.

 

[PorterRockwell]

It was BRADBURY!!!

...Musta been!

 

[bradburry]

It was BRADBURY!!!

...Musta been!

yeah lol musta been

 

[tytheguy111]

Hello dears. Me and my partner smoke tobacco but what is more concerning is that somebody entered our property last night and stole a... wait for it.... cigarette bucket type ashtray and its contents from the table on our porch. The house is surrounded by 7 foot fences and there is a 400w floodlight that comes on by sensor as soon as you enter the yard. We also have two fiercely protective dogs that were inside at the time yet didn't make a noise ....What the hell man....aliens?

It was teenagers






And r u gay

 

[PorterRockwell]

And r u gay

Is exactly what I wondered no offense critical but your wording i'm not anti-gay
Hah!

 

[PorterRockwell]

My "partner"?!?

 

[LetsGetCritical]

It was teenagers






And r u gay

haha hello dears and my 'partner' . I should have wrote hey fuckers and my bitch lol

 

[tytheguy111]

haha hello dears and my 'partner' . I should have wrote hey fuckers and my bitch lol

i mean its okay lol



but yeah its definitely teenagers

 

[Singlemalt]

Could have been a non-smoking grower who wanted to make a nicotine tea for pest control

 

[tytheguy111]

Could have been a non-smoking grower who wanted to make a nicotine tea for pest control

no probly not


i would rather extract nicotine from a cheap can of dip