'Twas the night before Christmas...
- Thread starter Unclebaldrick
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Magic Mike
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Pinworm's a no show
where did he go??
he left us like stepchildren
on the curb at the store
we been waiting for pinworm
and we'll be waiting some more
where did he go??
he left us like stepchildren
on the curb at the store
we been waiting for pinworm
and we'll be waiting some more
When out on RIU there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the computer I flew like a flash,
Expecting Pinworm but only found ash.....
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the computer I flew like a flash,
Expecting Pinworm but only found ash.....
Magic Mike
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I checked in my pockets
found nothing but cash
I even checked inside the trash
what happened to pinworm where did he go??
I got cocaine and lube for his booty hole
found nothing but cash
I even checked inside the trash
what happened to pinworm where did he go??
I got cocaine and lube for his booty hole
tytheguy111
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I looked at this thread I laughed
Pinnworm is in our hearts and our ass cracks
Not in the garbage can like a piece of white trash
Pinnworm is in our hearts and our ass cracks
Not in the garbage can like a piece of white trash
Unclebaldrick
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The harvest was hung from the mantle with care
In order to cure in the dry, smoky air.
The bear's in the kitchen not just on a whim
He's making us concentrates out of the trim.
In order to cure in the dry, smoky air.
The bear's in the kitchen not just on a whim
He's making us concentrates out of the trim.
Garden Boss
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With the utmost care he hungeth the crop
no room was spared not even the top
with pounds curing and stanking the air
and excitement knowing the RIU bbq soon would be near.
no room was spared not even the top
with pounds curing and stanking the air
and excitement knowing the RIU bbq soon would be near.
Growan
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Shit! who's in the garden?!?
With a great big one hitter, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St Nick.
More buzzed up than budgies his posse they came,
And he hollered and shouted, and called them by name!
"Now Rosy! now, Clayton! now, Sunshine and Dyna!
On, Malty! On, Baldrick! on, on Chingown and Racer!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now bong away! Bong away! Bong away all!"
With a great big one hitter, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St Nick.
More buzzed up than budgies his posse they came,
And he hollered and shouted, and called them by name!
"Now Rosy! now, Clayton! now, Sunshine and Dyna!
On, Malty! On, Baldrick! on, on Chingown and Racer!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now bong away! Bong away! Bong away all!"
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tytheguy111
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Growan
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RosyPeach, dude! Jeeez. You need a 2 sylable name to replace 'Dancer' or it wouldn't scan right!
Diabolical666
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Sorry, I'd play but I'm not a rapper
Growan
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The Night Before Christmas - Greatest festive Rap of all time....?!?Sorry, I'd play but I'm not a rapper
Jimmyjonestoo
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Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
I was chasing some broad around
Lifting her blouse
Her ass was round
Her titties were fat
But that dumb whore
Done gave me the clap
And all through the house
I was chasing some broad around
Lifting her blouse
Her ass was round
Her titties were fat
But that dumb whore
Done gave me the clap
Unclebaldrick
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He put down the bottle
And said with a grin
"This is the worst stupor
I've ever been in"
He packed up a valise
Tho he felt rather ill
And jumped in his Pinto
To go make friends with Bill
And said with a grin
"This is the worst stupor
I've ever been in"
He packed up a valise
Tho he felt rather ill
And jumped in his Pinto
To go make friends with Bill
Unclebaldrick
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