ill answer anything honestly

[whitebb2727]

Ive never been in a hot tub lol

That is what you need to do with ole girl that wants to smoke with you. Candles, music, couple drinks.

 

[dangledo]

Ever ride bull?

 

[vro]

i used to do this stuff when i was a kid before i learned how to actually masturbate. ive unknowingly been jacking off my entire life i even remember when i was 3 years old i would take both my hands and pull my foreskkin up and down because it was entertaining, it wasnt even that i enjoyed it in a sexual way i just loved touching my dick and my ball sack and having other things touch it. thats why i did so much shit involving water from sinks and hot tobs and sprinklers. it felt so good having the warm water just hit your dick and your ball sack and splash all over your stomach and thighs. i even remember some times i would go outside and bend down over the sprinklers and the water would be cold then id run inside and blast hot water on them to cool them off. it was so relieving and it made it feel like twice as good. all this talk about this makes me just want to take mushrooms and do it all over again

 

[bu$hleaguer]

have you ever blasted your snatch with water?

Chicks masturbate with faucets and shit all the time. They fucking love it! There's like a whole genre of water masturbation porn. It's kinda intimidating, but still enjoyable too.

 

[whitebb2727]

i used to do this stuff when i was a kid before i learned how to actually masturbate. ive unknowingly been jacking off my entire life i even remember when i was 3 years old i would take both my hands and pull my foreskkin up and down because it was entertaining, it wasnt even that i enjoyed it in a sexual way i just loved touching my dick and my ball sack and having other things touch it. thats why i did so much shit involving water from sinks and hot tobs and sprinklers. it felt so good having the warm water just hit your dick and your ball sack and splash all over your stomach and thighs. i even remember some times i would go outside and bend down over the sprinklers and the water would be cold then id run inside and blast hot water on them to cool them off. it was so relieving and it made it feel like twice as good. all this talk about this makes me just want to take mushrooms and do it all over again

I remember stealing the sales papers so i could look at the women in their underwear. To be a kid again.

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Will you give me a tattoo?

 

[ODanksta]

If a woodchuck could chuck wood , how much wood would a woodchuck chuck ?

How much weed, would a wood chuck chief, if a wood chuck could chief weed?

 

[TripleMindedGee5150]

It has never been the average penis, only the large and small that get a glance.
If it is extremely small or large or has a lump or something I might stare.

I know what you mean. I never glanced nor stared. But peripheral vision is peripheral vision. Hahhaha at the lump or small size.

 

[Dyna Ryda]

i used to do this stuff when i was a kid before i learned how to actually masturbate. ive unknowingly been jacking off my entire life i even remember when i was 3 years old i would take both my hands and pull my foreskkin up and down because it was entertaining, it wasnt even that i enjoyed it in a sexual way i just loved touching my dick and my ball sack and having other things touch it. thats why i did so much shit involving water from sinks and hot tobs and sprinklers. it felt so good having the warm water just hit your dick and your ball sack and splash all over your stomach and thighs. i even remember some times i would go outside and bend down over the sprinklers and the water would be cold then id run inside and blast hot water on them to cool them off. it was so relieving and it made it feel like twice as good. all this talk about this makes me just want to take mushrooms and do it all over again

wow, you've got issues brah, seriously

 

[whitebb2727]

I'm embarrassed to ask this because I have done it.

You ever been hunting and got bored and beat off in the middle of no where?

 

[tytheguy111]

Will you give me a tattoo?

Sure

 

[tytheguy111]

I'm embarrassed to ask this because I have done it.

You ever been hunting and got bored and beat off in the middle of no where?

HOLY FUCK IM NOT THE ONLY ONE


I have but it was in a barn

 

[Singlemalt]

yeah. Ever do it when you were on watch?

 

[tytheguy111]

I know what you mean. I never glanced nor stared. But peripheral vision is peripheral vision. Hahhaha at the lump or small size.

Well yeah that happens



But I never felt the urge to stare at a pissing dick

 

[tytheguy111]

yeah. Ever do it when you were on watch?

No but my dad said that its the only thing to do when ur on watch

 

[TripleMindedGee5150]

How much weed, would a wood chuck chief, if a wood chuck could chief weed?

I can't even say that fast at all

 

[whitebb2727]

HOLY FUCK IM NOT THE ONLY ONE


I have but it was in a barn

In the barn was an Amish girl. They get down to.

 

[whitebb2727]

yeah. Ever do it when you were on watch?

Yes, you got to pass the time.

 

[tytheguy111]

In the barn was an Amish girl. They get down to.

Im sure


But I don't know many Amish

 

[TripleMindedGee5150]

Well yeah that happens



But I never felt the urge to stare at a pissing dick

Especially at a urinal... LOL