I'm expat British so I don't care. My teeth are naturally straight btw..
Anyway, I'm great with animals but terrible with children. Check what I did today.
My friend came round with her baby, it's a year old but it seems like she's had it for ages. She passed me the baby and she couldn't get the pram in so I propped him up against the wall (like a bag of soil) and tried to help her.
Anyway, he's toppled over and started crying and I just said "sorry I thought he could stand/walk already". Lucky it's her third one! Lol