Stoned driving rant

[racerboy71]

I've learned from a few occasions to never scuffle with another driver. Some may follow all the way to santas workshop..

Just recently, a middle aged cpl by me were on their way to get their daughter form school, encountered an erratic driver. Gunning it and breaking kinda shit. Next stop light, husband gets out goes up to this old drunk guys truck. Blammo! The ol man shot the guy square in the chest through his car window.

/ have another friendlier road rage story w my father, where nobody was hurt

years ago, this chic was in my blind spot, so i cut over in front of her, not seeing her.. nothing serious, not even a close call..
i get to the next red light, and i'm the first car in line, and pyscho bitch from hell directly behind me.. she starts to drive at my car and rear ends me pretty hard. i look in the rear view to see her reversing it getting ready to hit me again.. i'm all like wtf, really? i ran the red light just to get away from her crazy ass..
moral of the story, chics can be just as aggressive behind the wheel as a lot of men..

 

[Dr.Pecker]

LOL What kind of redneck goes to the back of his truck to not get a shotgun?! WTF?! are you actually fucking serious?
@tytheguy111 they any kin to you mate?

It was a baseball bat.

 

[Dr.Pecker]

years ago, this chic was in my blind spot, so i cut over in front of her, not seeing her.. nothing serious, not even a close call..
i get to the next red light, and i'm the first car in line, and pyscho bitch from hell directly behind me.. she starts to drive at my car and rear ends me pretty hard. i look in the rear view to see her reversing it getting ready to hit me again.. i'm all like wtf, really? i ran the red light just to get away from her crazy ass..
moral of the story, chics can be just as aggressive behind the wheel as a lot of men..

You must have met my aunt. I have holiday season to deal with, this shit will happen my drive way

 

[TripleMindedGee5150]

Damn^^

You know I've been passenger a few times with some female drivers. And damn.....they made me do a double take and look for a pair of nut sacks.

Aggressive AsF!!!

And that taco story is funny @Diabolical666 fuckin tacos . lOl

 

[KLITE]

No lmao


But they fucking deserved it lmao


Fucking pricks

You cant be serious ty?!

So you just expect rednecks to not make a soap opera in their heads if someone drives an european convertible down their road?! And to not enact justice onto such a fag?!
Fucks wrong with you ty? I thought you were more redneck than that tbh.
What im so fucking shocked with and im serious i cant get over it, when i see the redneck going to the back of the truck, to get a baseball bat thats when i fucking lost it man. Who in their right fucking minds goes to their back of the truck an not get a fucking shotgun?! i mean seriously!?>!?! youre ia fucking dead end, middle of nowhere rednecking it up and you fucking take out your baseball bat?!
I think thats why they deserved it, not because they wee being pricks, nah man its their right to be a redneck! I honestly hope bears attacked them.

 

[Dr.Pecker]

Well in that video I got some hints from texas like they were in texas, but ay is a common phrase from the up michigan or canada. The rednecks could have been from elsewhere.

 

[a senile fungus]

You cant be serious ty?!

So you just expect rednecks to not make a soap opera in their heads if someone drives an european convertible down their road?! And to not enact justice onto such a fag?!
Fucks wrong with you ty? I thought you were more redneck than that tbh.
What im so fucking shocked with and im serious i cant get over it, when i see the redneck going to the back of the truck, to get a baseball bat thats when i fucking lost it man. Who in their right fucking minds goes to their back of the truck an not get a fucking shotgun?! i mean seriously!?>!?! youre ia fucking dead end, middle of nowhere rednecking it up and you fucking take out your baseball bat?!
I think thats why they deserved it, not because they wee being pricks, nah man its their right to be a redneck! I honestly hope bears attacked them.

Would you keep your shotgun where anybody else in the world could walk up to your truck and take it?

I think not.

 

[a senile fungus]

LOL and his truck is a Toyota.

 

[TripleMindedGee5150]

Road rage and non knowing how to drive is a different story though.

I hate when on a 3 lane highway the idiots that drive on the side of one another.

Fuckin erks me.... . One might be doing the speed limit, but each consecutive car is doing 3-4 mph less. Nobody in front for miles. But yet they don't have common courtesy to let others pass.

Kills my nerves dam straight

 

[Dr.Pecker]

Dude I was in Indianapolis during rush hour, talk about scary shit boxed in bumper to bumper doing 90mph! I had to get over to exit. Almost wrecked, I felt like I was in a nasscar race. Never seen a cop!

 

[KLITE]

Would you keep your shotgun where anybody else in the world could walk up to your truck and take it?

I think not.

Man i know its the action though you know. Redneck fetching something in a confrontational situation i mean a basebal bat is the last thing i imagine i imagine shotgun straight away.

 

[a senile fungus]

Man i know its the action though you know. Redneck fetching something in a confrontational situation i mean a basebal bat is the last thing i imagine i imagine shotgun straight away.

I was expecting the handle to a floor jack or some type of metal pole...

But it gives me goosebumps to think about a shotgun riding loose in the back of truck on a gravel or dirt road... It'll jump right outta there!

 

[elkamino]

This video cracks me up every time.

This video is FAKE.

 

[WHATFG]

Wow I don't relish the idea of EVER driving in the US....I might get shot for something stupid....lots of stupid people here too but only the cops are carrying guns....on major highways.

 

[Skuxx]

Wow I don't relish the idea of EVER driving in the US....I might get shot for something stupid....lots of stupid people here too but only the cops are carrying guns....on major highways.

not sure what else to say

 

[Milovan]

years ago, this chic was in my blind spot, so i cut over in front of her, not seeing her.. nothing serious, not even a close call..
i get to the next red light, and i'm the first car in line, and pyscho bitch from hell directly behind me.. she starts to drive at my car and rear ends me pretty hard. i look in the rear view to see her reversing it getting ready to hit me again.. i'm all like wtf, really? i ran the red light just to get away from her crazy ass..
moral of the story, chics can be just as aggressive behind the wheel as a lot of men..

Yup these girls drove up to me and my buds on cruise night yelling some shit
so I took my choco milkshake and tossed it inside the sunroof of their wimp wagon VW
bug and covered the girls with my milkshake. It sure was funny we all laughed
while they cried lol.

 

[WHATFG]

not sure what else to say

Ok maybe not ever, but it sounds pretty fuckin volatile in the US....we may take the bike to Alaska this summer....have to try to make some friends there because I don't want to screw with the border....

 

[Dyna Ryda]

Ok maybe not ever, but it sounds pretty fuckin volatile in the US....we may take the bike to Alaska this summer....have to try to make some friends there because I don't want to screw with the border....

What kinda bike you got?

 

[Dr.Pecker]

This video is FAKE.

How can you tell?

 

[Dyna Ryda]

Slow drivers and slow drivers blocking the freeway driving side by side like triple minded said really piss me off. When I'm on my bike I just pass them on the shoulder. When I'm in my truck and in a hurry I get real close to them and they usually move, I have a big truck. If i'm not in a hurry I just slow down and take a couple hits off my vape and chill out.