Blue Wizard
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Nah, they had pot though. They all reeked of it, they always make me wait for like 5min outside before I come in to do any work. I'm sorry, I can still smell it even though you sprayed an entire bottle of febreeze.
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a senile fungus
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You should tell them its shit weed.
Lol
I've been offering my patients zip lock baggies when I smell weed on them because I smell that shit and it makes me wanna be off of work...
I give them two bags, and say, "I'm not saying you've got any, but if you did it stanks and it needs to be double-bagged" they usually laugh about it. Some get super paranoid hahaha
Blue Wizard
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90% of my tenants are paranoid any time I have to do repair work or we do an inspection. There was a prostitution ring running out of an apartment, we've evicted some drug dealers and I keep finding hard drugs every time I do a make ready on a vacant apartment. We've had squatters and people lying about who lives there etc.
Most of the tenants wait until catastrophic failure before they call me to fix something, because they don't want us to find out about them doing all kinds of illegal activity.
Most of the tenants wait until catastrophic failure before they call me to fix something, because they don't want us to find out about them doing all kinds of illegal activity.
a senile fungus
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That's really shitty...
Blue Wizard
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Yep, I can't keep up with the repair work and to make matters worse the old maintenance guy was doing really shoddy repair work or using parts he shouldn't have. He made lots or plumbing repairs with galvanized steel pipe, the hard water eats it away in a pretty short amount of time. I had to fix more water leaks in the first month here than in the previous 4 years at my last job.
giggles26
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Want a new employee? Lol!
Blue Wizard
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Sure! You can start right away, once you see the apt you'll be working on you'll quit before you even fill out the paperwork.
I actually had to skip working on #30 because it's in such bad shape the company can't afford to fix it right now.
Blue Wizard
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You ever seen that show called "Hoarders"?
ebgood
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yeeeah man, my daughter brought this shit home and were like wtf
giggles26
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Dude my wife like lives on that show. Gives her motivation to clean lol
Blue Wizard
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Why the hell did I drink that entire bottle of white Russian, I can feel the acid building up in the back of my throat.
a senile fungus
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pH up and flush till runoff!
Blue Wizard
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I'm barely getting a buzz but I feel like I'm gonna puke but I'm not puking. Pretty miserable.
abe supercro
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Blue Wizard
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No tengo. But I popped some Tums.
TripleMindedGee5150
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For real! His teacher warned us about the "new math".
And of course when I ask him how did she explain it he always says "ohhh I don't know". No wonder why the wife makes me in charge of homework.
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ebgood
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yea im no math wiz to begin with but dammit i know basic math enough to know that this is some bullshit. its like the answer is nextdoor but they want the kids to walk 2 miles around the city to get there. babygirl says the teacher explained it once and that was it. sink or swim. remember in school our mathbooks would have a demo problem at the front of a section to give you steps on how to solve the problem?. we're looking at her mathbook and theres nothing. just problems. i shouldnt have to google how to do my 5th graders fuckin homework. i think its a conspiracy, part this dumming down of america
TripleMindedGee5150
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Ya my son doesn't even get to bring books home yet. Just homework packets that say DUE FRIDAY LOL
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