Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[UncleBuck]

one of these days i am going to surreptitiously sneak in a dick pic behind a ton of cannabis foliage.

i am determined to spam this site with pictures of my dick. it is important to me.

 

[Fungus Gnat]

man some people just need help some 15 year old chick got shot in the face in my city (we dont have much gun violence so when we do its big news) anyways the 21 year old guy was charged with attempted murder, and various other sexual charges since she was a minor and they are dating i take it.

so guess what she does posts a fucking selfie of herself in the hospital publicly on facebook easy to find in a small town.

and write " dont worry he didnt mean to i still love him."

how do you fucking NOT MEAN to shoot someone in the goddamn face ..

Women are very thick headed, you must shoot them in the heart like a fire drake from the north.

 

[dr.gonzo1]

This is a Christmas fire waiting to happen, anyone ever seen anything like this? It's actually hovers around the room. I'm also going to post a dicky which will be immediately censored. I hate being adulterated View attachment 3316334

Classy makers mark marital aid.
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So it flies about, uncontrolled, on fire. I've never seen or heard of anything like it.

What do you call it?

 

[dangledo]

a fire hazard

 

[sunni]

ok so im off to babysit like 3 kids, which is 3 kids too many imho. but i think ill do fine.

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Bout to head out for a much needed concert night. Got a good buzz going and beer money in my pocket. Enjoy your Saturday riu Cuz I'm getting fucked up tonight.

 

[Dyna Ryda]

Bout to head out for a much needed concert night. Got a good buzz going and beer money in my pocket. Enjoy your Saturday riu Cuz I'm getting fucked up tonight.

who you seeing? Have fun and yolo!

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

who you seeing? Have fun and yolo!

Hed pe. Haven't been to a show in a while. Usually don't miss em.

 

[Blue Wizard]

ok so im off to babysit like 3 kids, which is 3 kids too many imho. but i think ill do fine.

That reminded me of the hot little tenant that just moved in, she babysits and there was like 7 kids over there when I had to work on her AC. She didn't so much babysit as just be in the apartment with the kids, she was texting the whole time.

I had to keep locking my tool box every time I got something out or put something in because a couple of toddlers kept trying to take my tools. She would just say without looking up from her phone, "come here" or "leave him alone" but she never got up off the couch or did anything.

 

[ebgood]

ok so im off to babysit like 3 kids, which is 3 kids too many imho. but i think ill do fine.

See? Didnt u say ur never havin kids? Looks like u have some tonite lol

 

[Growan]

Sorry Sunni, but you millenials as a group are way fucked up

Come over here and say that pops, I'll paint you blue and hang you by your toes and Tweet that shit all over MySpace!!!

Oh yeah, I see your point...

Does 33 count as a millennial?

 

[sunni]

See? Didnt u say ur never havin kids? Looks like u have some tonite lol

it went well actually!
they were good!

 

[ebgood]

it went well actually!
they were good!

well thats good, my kids almost took out my eye last night. heres to good children!

 

[BarnBuster]

well thats good, my kids almost took out my eye last night. heres to good children!

 

[sunni]

This is a Christmas fire waiting to happen, anyone ever seen anything like this? It's actually hovers around the room. I'm also going to post a dicky which will be immediately censored. I hate being adulterated View attachment 3316334

Classy makers mark marital aid.
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Latvian people holiday thats what it is is cause you didnt know LOL

 

[roseypeach]

ok so im off to babysit like 3 kids, which is 3 kids too many imho. but i think ill do fine.

I'm babysitting 5..wanna trade?

 

[sunni]

I'm babysitting 5..wanna trade?

nope im done my dues of babysitting

 

[Greengiant2015]

Hey ppl how's it going? New to the forum so just finding my feet and thought I'd say hi! Been growing for years and browsed this site plenty but took the plunge and signed up since it looks better than it did the other year.

 

[ebgood]

GD! THAT WAKE N BAKE HAD ME FD UP

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Hey ppl how's it going? New to the forum so just finding my feet and thought I'd say hi! Been growing for years and browsed this site plenty but took the plunge and signed up since it looks better than it did the other year.

Welcome GG15. Greetings. What brings you here? What's your story? Who do you love?

Some tips on using RIU TNT....
- none of us are Christs
- Finshaggy puts out
- despite the fact that this place is a font of grower info, we fuck around here mostly
- get to know Pinworm. It's important.