AMA - UncleBuck

[hellmutt bones]

So Dc looked like rolly polly the way John Jones was trowing him around.

 

[hellmutt bones]

Fuq wrong thread!

 

[tytheguy111]

@UncleBuck

whats the best stroking technique i been sticking it n a toaster with it at 5 and the bagel button press then when it goes off i use the octopus but its getting inconvenient when i pre jack in the toaster because it gets in my bagels the next day

 

[Blue Wizard]

@UncleBuck Have you ever been to Burning Man? If not do you ever plan on going? I heard there are nude titties there.

 

[neosapien]

Have you seen the American comedy series Better Off Ted?

Spoiler

It's short and since canceled. But it's funny. Kinda The Office meets Arrested Development. Still not better than the latter though.

 

[UncleBuck]

Have you seen the American comedy series Better Off Ted?

Spoiler

It's short and since canceled. But it's funny. Kinda The Office meets Arrested Development. Still not better than the latter though.

i was a big fan of that show.

they done me wrong when they pulled the plug.

 

[UncleBuck]

@UncleBuck Have you ever been to Burning Man? If not do you ever plan on going? I heard there are nude titties there.

haven't been, will likely never go. although i do like nude titties.

 

[UncleBuck]

@UncleBuck

whats the best stroking technique i been sticking it n a toaster with it at 5 and the bagel button press then when it goes off i use the octopus but its getting inconvenient when i pre jack in the toaster because it gets in my bagels the next day

 

[UncleBuck]

@UncleBuck How are the Silkies doing? They hatch anymore duck eggs?

got two of them laying now. just trying to keep them from freezing in this denver weather.

gonna have them hatch some eggs once spring hits.

 

[UncleBuck]

unklebuck.. do u beleave in reincarnation... and if so do you think you were a black person in another life... also what did you do wrong in your previous life to be now reincarnated a jew? did you rape a white woman in your life has a blackan or something...

stupid question. no on all counts.

 

[UncleBuck]

Fuck, that was awesome!!!! If you ever make that into a movie can I play you? I don't look Asian but I have a bit of a mongoloid countenance that could pass.

we could make an arrangement.

 

[UncleBuck]

Why do I feel a ping of sadness that Ellie Mae Clampett is dead?

because you are a legend.

 

[UncleBuck]

in that order?

that's always gonna be negotiable, depending entirely on what pinworm wants.

@Pinworm

@Pinworm

@Pinworm

 

[UncleBuck]

Don't you think men should have a say in every woman's decision?
Do black people contribute to society?
Why are mexicans so smelly?
Is god the one and only holy ghost?

i like turtles.

 

[UncleBuck]

Why doesnt a rechargeable battery recharge instantly? I mean, what's the holdup?

they can land a man on the moon, but my anal vibrator still takes an hour to recharge.

congrats on the crying drunken midget by the way.

 

[tytheguy111]

mmmm that egg fryer looks like it can hold more then a few loads of "egg whites" after im done white the bagel button

 

[UncleBuck]

UB do you have any statistics on how the oppression of women differs from race to race

yes i do.

 

[MightyMike530]

where is @Pinworm?

 

[UncleBuck]

Whatcha thinka ma golf clubs mafuckka?View attachment 3325139 N here's ma baby
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meh.

 

[UncleBuck]

Do you think of yourself as more left brain or right brain dominant?

not sure anymore. was right brained as a kid/teen.