If you could have any job, what would it be?

panhead

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I'd pump out porta johns if i had to for my family to eat but there is one job i would never do .

In the 80's a friend of mine was an out of work auto worker & depserate for work , he took a job at the local fuck book store , i thought " not too bad " atleast he gets to laugh at the freaks , then i visited him at work .

Mother fuker got hired to clean the video booths where sickos go to jack off & spew on the floor , he had on big ass yellow gloves & fishing waders , he was mopping up 100 guys splooge & cleaning the crusted cum off the video screens , i allmost puked .

I used to tease him that he got tips by picking up quarters the freaks would drop on the floor .
 

panhead

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Part 2 of this cats job hunt , after getting slpooge filled water splashed in his face he took a job at a plastics factory , as a fukin snitch !
He was paid to listen in on coworkers converstaions then report back any non company activity so corporate could fire the employees in question .

I'd fuk with him over that job too , every time i saw him i'd give him a nazi salute .
 
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