My Craigslist Ad for sex

[ClaytonBigsby]

I need a distraction. Does this look ok? You get my pic too, so a two-fer. Feel free to reply.


http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/cas/4845800466.html

Older Man Seeks The Most Nasty BBW - m4w - 45 (PDX Metro Area)

age : 45 body : big height : 6'0" occupation : sexual performer status : widowed
drugs : sometimes interests : Sex all day.



This older man,45, is the horniest, randiest, nasty dude searching for a specific BBW in this local area. BBW person-I ask if you have an out of control sex drive and you are either constantly thinking about sex or are fucking/sucking all the time, then we need to chat. I know you ate out there. Don't hide. Come out and be proud. Join me in some of the most fun and nasty sex ever. Even if you are married-lets get together and fuck.

• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

 

[Singlemalt]

+ rep; it's Clayton and he's frisky!

 

[ChingOwn]

I'd hit it

 

[sunni]

hhaha omg

 

[Diabolical666]

On a scale of 1-10...hes a strong 2

 

[Gary Goodson]

What's up Clayton? You are a damn fool! My side is hurting over here from laughing so much.

How many hits you got so far?

 

[Gary Goodson]

I'd hit it

Oh snap! Looks like ol Clayton's got a taker.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

This chick hit me up but she doesn;t do married guys.

http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/cas/4845921464.html

Looking for a good time.. bored and lonely! - w4m - 26 (Longview)

age : 26 body : curvy height : 5'3" (160cm)status : single



Just looking to see who's out there today.. Willing and able.. me.. looking for a nice but serious man! Lets have some fun today!!

 

[skunkd0c]

This chick hit me up but she doesn;t do married guys.

http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/cas/4845921464.html

Looking for a good time.. bored and lonely! - w4m - 26 (Longview)




age : 26 body : curvy height : 5'3" (160cm)status : single



Just looking to see who's out there today.. Willing and able.. me.. looking for a nice but serious man! Lets have some fun today!!

lol you went fishing for poon with a harpoon gun it seems

throw it back in the sea ?

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

On a scale of 1-10...hes a strong 2

I'm right hear. I can hear you....

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Dude I'll be shocked if you don't get at least a few fly honeys tryin' to put some skanky stanky on the Bigsby hanger steak tonight!

 

[Gary Goodson]

The way she's got that leg kicked back just perks my pecker

 

[Singlemalt]

 

[panhead]

Damm bro i need the number to your hair stylist , the Gary Busey look your sportin is the shit .

 

[Singlemalt]

Sorry, Clayton; dose testing another tincture batch

 

[dannyboy602]

Hey my neighbor has a rottweiler in heat...if you're not doin nuttin.

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

The way she's got that leg kicked back just perks my pecker

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Hahahahaha perks my pecker. Jesus Christ I'm dying.

 

[rory420420]

That bitch obviously don't finish anything..doors and drawers left open,cups in the bathtub,half her grimace costume on...

Think she'll satisfy,or leave you hanging?

 

[Gary Goodson]

That bitch obviously don't finish anything..doors and drawers left open,cups in the bathtub,half her grimace costume on...

Think she'll satisfy,or leave you hanging?

I know you're not talking about big mama jama!! Shit if Clayton doesn't get it in I'll fux the shit outta the crease in the back of that leg til the mushroom turns purple!!