Your favorite sayings

[Growan]

Do you live in the uk Growen? I ask this because my brother uses the same saying, he also says when he's thirsty I'm as dry as a nuns widger !

Between the UK and Ireland, but most of the time in Ireland now. We like to keep on the move, it prevents an excessive build up of boredom and stability.

 

[panhead]

Dont know how this one didnt come to mind before now & its from one of my idols , like einstein of the music world .

The United States is a nation of laws .
Badly written & randomly enforced .

 

[Growan]

Don't eat the yellow snow!

 

[lahadaextranjera]

Oh behave will you!?!

 

[Growan]

Oh behave will you!?!

No, ma'am. I will not!

 

[polo the don]

Ever been to Chauvin?
Know any Bergeron's?

Never been there but if I know some Bergeron's, probably not the same ones

 

[Gary Goodson]

" I gotta piss like a race horse"

And my buddy always Fucks it up and says

"I gotta race like a piss horse"

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Two shakes of a lambs tail (meaning quick)

Two jiggles of a jack rabbits ass.

 

[Growan]

"Built like a brick shithouse."

Which I like to misuse as

"Built like a shit brick house"

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

" I gotta piss like a race horse"

In Missouri they say "Gotta piss like a cow on a flat rock".

 

[Saulamus]

You do and you'll clean it up!

Sweatin' like a sinner on Sunday.

I'm not as think as you confused I am. (Drunk, high, or stoned works here too.)

If you're not part of the solution, then you're part of the precipitant. (chemist humor)

 

[neosapien]

All that glitters is not gold.

 

[Saulamus]

I used to live in misery, but I escape! I'm hiding in the mountains now.

 

[Fungus Gnat]

eviscerate the proletariat

 

[neosapien]

"Fungus Gnat, post: 11228271, member: 219746"eviscerate the proletariat

Lol, I just watched that.

 

[BarnBuster]

It is what it is

Every dog has his day

 

[oldtimer54]

I know we've all been behind people on the highway who've proved this statement to be true .....
"They have nowhere to go and all day to get there"

 

[Hookabelly]

 

[Saulamus]

Like.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Ditto
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