Random Jibber Jabber Thread

Hookabelly

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To show you how little I know/care about football,

I COULDN'T EVEN TELL YOU WHO THAT IS…. LOL Can't even name our QB. I would recognize him in a multiple choice, but can't name any player off hand, except Marshawn Lynch (sp?) only b/c I know he hates interviews. Sorry guys. I do believe I'm the sole person in WA right now who continues not to give a shit about FB. Never liked it. Now husband, Dif. story. You can believe those games (and the Oregon game last night) are at FULL volume in our house on game days. I just go upstairs and clang my zils.
 

RB86

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Black. With many regrets lol. I keep it waxed and so shiny but I have to go out and wash it every. freaking. day. Not even kidding. I can't go within 50 miles of a puddle without getting mud from it on my truck. But I can haul anything and it doesn't even affect my gas mileage. My truck is like "I ain't even tryin..." I named her Attila. I still have Fiona (Ford Raptor.) And I like to tell people Fiona is for play and Attila is for work. You know. In the event that I ever had a job that required hauling lol. I'm going for my Bachelors in business. I so very much wanted to be a verterinarian, but after lookig at everything I decided I had to be practical, and getting into school to be a vet is no joke. Seriously competetive.
 

bu$hleaguer

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I knew a dude in high school who took a shit in the locker room bathroom and then picked his shit log out of the toilet and jammed it up into the slats of another dude's locker who he had some beef or something with. He did it in front of a bunch of us and we were all laughing and having a good old time. Then we went home for winter break.

When we came back to school the first day back to practice the guy opened his locker, got thick muddy shit on his hands and pants and barfed all over the floor from the smell. It was intense. Like an invisible snuggie of shit the smell was thick as fuck and settled in that locker room. Made me gag but it was essential to my training as a shit god.
 

Pinworm

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I knew a dude in high school who took a shit in the locker room bathroom and then picked his shit log out of the toilet and jammed it up into the slats of another dude's locker who he had some beef or something with. He did it in front of a bunch of us and we were all laughing and having a good old time. Then we went home for winter break.

When we came back to school the first day back to practice the guy opened his locker, got thick muddy shit on his hands and pants and barfed all over the floor from the smell. It was intense. Like an invisible snuggie of shit the smell was thick as fuck and settled in that locker room. Made me gag but it was essential to my training as a shit god.
I'm gonna shit on your bed, and wipe my ass with your pillow.
 
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