My girlfriend the bbw

[Hierthanu]

Keep here away from your female plants, she just might pollinate them.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Keep here away from your female plants, she just might pollinate them.

It's cool, she can't go outside to my back shed where the grow is anyway because she sinks into the ground since it rained the last few days. Kinda cool, though, because when I'm outside and she's walking around in the house I can see the puddles go all Jurassic

 

[Indagrow]

Think you could bake your cock into a cake?

 

[mr sunshine]

So my gf and I have been together for 4 years now. We're not getting married anytime soon, so don't ask. She isn't super skinny, I'd say she's pretty average, most people would think she's just another girl next door.

She's on a diet, and she's made me super proud with how well she's done.

When she was younger she was a knockout, a real bombshell. She would always hear things on the street like "awwww I wanna smoke that and eat it!" Or "hey baby can I take you out for drinks, no food, just drinks, cool?" Or "Hey bitch, I'm gonna take you to a buffet and then fuck ya," they'd yell too. Obviously dudes really want her.

Lately I've been slapping her when she eats because I only allow her to eat 4000 calories a day, and sometimes she toes the line a little bit. She's so graceful though when she toes the line, it makes me feel bad when I slam her in the side of the head with my fist or I kick her in the face.

Do you guys have any suggestions on how I can help her keep the weight loss going?

Hers my baby-


What do you guys think?






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Girlfriend? I thought u were gay.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Girlfriend? I thought u were gay.

No, I just told you I didn't have a girlfriend when you were begging me to pound your ass behind the jiffy lube that time!

 

[mr sunshine]

No, I just told you I didn't have a girlfriend when you were begging me to pound your ass behind the jiffy lube that time!

Why are you mad? My cats back.. u should be happy!!!!

 

[mr sunshine]

We're sharing a danish because we're happy. .

 

[MFB]

Does she have a sister?

 

[kinetic]

That black girl appeared to have ginormous tits

 

[WHATFG]

Thanks for the pm's guys, I had no idea everyone had such great ideas-

I won't say your name, but you know who you are- you really think that public humiliation would help her diet? Chaining her to a pole sounds humiliating, for sure, but you really think a dog bowl is ok to use on the sidewalk? For my girlfriend? I'm thinking you may have a good idea.

@Clayton Bigsby what's ipecac?

Ipecac is something to make you throw up.

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Any way you could give her cancer of some sort? Heard it comes with weight loss. Don't forget the life insurance policy.

 

[oldtimer54]

I didn't know Jaba had a younger sister......!
May the force be with you

 

[bu$hleaguer]

So I tried a bunch of the ideas on her this past week. She hasn't lost a single pound.

I guess I should call her mom and tell her how fat her daughter is. That should help the situation.

 

[Pinworm]

Does she have a sister?

 

[dannyboy602]

Shes not that bad...she just needs to jog around the globe a couple times.

 

[ODanksta]

Weird when I type in bbq it auto corrects to bbc creampie cuckold

Lmfao!!!