Infidel no-go zones?

[schuylaar]

have a fucking meltdown why don't ya.

getting out of the water with wet burkas?..do you know what that must feel like?

 

[schuylaar]

you tell him bro/sis/person.

dont let that cis scum decide which side you like your toast buttered on!

ohh im sorry, i hope i didnt trigger you.

if somebody like jam, peanut butter, nutella, beans or any other spreadable food on their toast, thats fine too.

but NOBODY gets to decide which side you might or might not spread it on!!

unless you like it on the edges, thats just weird

or better yet..cut the crust off

 

[Dr Kynes]

i didn't say the guy was handsome..just resembles..you can't see it?

no.
none of the towel bars in that vidya look at all like Messr. Pitt (for whom i am Medium Gay)

there is no resemblance whatever besides the fact that they all have faces.

 

[UncleBuck]

getting out of the water with wet burkas?..do you know what that must feel like?

probably a lot like walking around in any clothes that are wet.

they look miserable, all smiling and whatnot.

 

[Dr Kynes]

or better yet..cut the crust off

 

[skunkd0c]

you tell him bro/sis/person.

dont let that cis scum decide which side you like your toast buttered on!

ohh im sorry, i hope i didnt trigger you.

if somebody like jam, peanut butter, nutella, beans or any other spreadable food on their toast, thats fine too.

but NOBODY gets to decide which side you might or might not spread it on!!

unless you like it on the edges, thats just weird

Some folk are so busy with their white guilt. they forgot that other sections of society also suffer prejudice

 

[schuylaar]

1 ) it's 72 "dark eyed houris"(and 18 smooth young boys)
2 ) entry into "paradise" is granted only if you die fighting the unbelievers, get crushed in a collapsing building or die from a stomach disease (seriously)
3 ) if you meet the qualifications in #2, you get into paradise no matter how badly you behaved in life
4 ) no wimmins allowed in paradise except those needed to fill the "Houri" positions.
5 ) yes, the smooth young boys are also there for the sexual gratification of the "martyrs"
6 ) yep, thats pederasty.

well now that you put it that way..but i am well versed on the muslim death ritual of a martyr..there is no washing of the body for he is a martyr..only the men may stand around the grave..mere women must stand roadside..body must be wrapped in linens (they do) and then placed lying head north; feet south with body angled toward the east in their final resting place.

 

[Red1966]

They hate our freedoms, that's how.

Maybe some people there need a good stoning. Could be a good thing.

But seriously, they aren't taking over. Some might secretly masturbate to such fantasies, but its not really gonna happen. We have cops with armored trucks and shit.

They got "cops with armored trucks and shit" everywhere else, too.

 

[Red1966]

well now that you put it that way..but i am well versed on the muslim death ritual of a martyr..there is no washing of the body for he is a martyr

Don't they mostly parade them around in the street before tossing them into the nearest dumpster?

 

[Red1966]

getting out of the water with wet burkas?..do you know what that must feel like?

I'm thinking better than staying in the water trying not to drown

 

[Dr Kynes]

yep, that's you putting an even more retarded spon on whatever mental retardation you dug off of some anti-islamic site.

i didnt write the koran or the hadith.

dont blame me if their "paradise" is creepy as fuck.

 

[UncleBuck]

i didnt write the koran or the hadith.

dont blame me if their "paradise" is creepy as fuck.

you can't cite that out of the koran. you probably can't even cite it off whatever islam-hate site you got that retarded notion from.

i'll sit here and let you debunk yourself via complete lack of citation.

or hilariously stupid citation.

either way, should be fun and easy for me.

 

[NLXSK1]

How many guys did you service for 20 bucks today though?

I dont clean pools anymore. Never serviced dudes although you seem fixated on that for some reason. I recommend therapy or the nearest public mens restroom. I hear that a wide stance is the key...

People did pay me hundreds of dollars for my opinion yesterday. Life is cool like that!!

 

[abandonconflict]

Never serviced dudes

You were the one who said you service several guys a day for $20 a pop.

 

[Dr Kynes]

you can't cite that out of the koran. you probably can't even cite it off whatever islam-hate site you got that retarded notion from.

i'll sit here and let you debunk yourself via complete lack of citation.

or hilariously stupid citation.

either way, should be fun and easy for me.

"jannah" or "paradise" has many levels.

the top tier (the one with the "Houris") is reserved for:

1 )prophets (and since mohammed insists he is the last one, all those spots are filled, sorry)
2 )"Martyrs"
3 ) those who died from stomach diseases (i dunno why)
therefore the only sure way to get into top tier paradise, where you get the sexual potency of 100 men, and are given 72 "dark eyed houris" and 13 smooth young boys upon which to vent that potency is "martyrdom"

everybody else except prophets, martyrs and those who died of a stomach disease (seriously wtf?) gets fobbed off into the lower "gardens" with varying levels of awesomeness
these lower levels are the ones that allow the deceased to bring his wives with him (bitches apparently cant get in by themselves)

http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/quran/018-suicide-bombing.htm

 

[NLXSK1]

You were the one who said you service several guys a day for $20 a pop.

No, I never said that. Uncle dippyshittus misread a post of mine and retardedly repeated it like a parrot with turrets as typical.

I serviced swimming pool accounts for $20.00 each. Now, how you extrapolate sex from that escapes me. Maybe you have to surf gay nazi porn and argue on internet sites 12 hours a day to get that kind of insight.

 

[abandonconflict]

No, I never said that.

Yeah you did.

 

[NLXSK1]

Yeah you did.

Well then why dont you post a citation since you are so quick to demand one of everyone else...

let me know when you want to apologize for being full of shit. I wont be holding my breath.

 

[Dr Kynes]

No, I never said that. Uncle dippyshittus misread a post of mine and retardedly repeated it like a parrot with turrets as typical.

I serviced swimming pool accounts for $20.00 each. Now, how you extrapolate sex from that escapes me. Maybe you have to surf gay nazi porn and argue on internet sites 12 hours a day to get that kind of insight.

you kinda did say you serviced several accounts for $20 each on one particular day, and i gotta say the resulting association with truckstop mens rooms was a fair ball.

Locker Room Rules apply bro.

you left yourself wide open, and got some towel snaps for your effort.

bringing that rather humorous anecdote up every few days is just a sign that bucky and AC dont have any fresh shit, so they have to recycle old shit

 

[UncleBuck]

http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/quran/018-suicide-bombing.htm

lol, citation fail.

predicted that from a mile away.