If you could punch one person in the face, no holds barred, who would it be?
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iconoclast
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Rosanne Barr. That bitch!
mewk69
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Robbie fucking Williams... I don't know how far this cretinous little virus has spread across the world, but he's like an audio version of herpes. I would hope with all my heart that nobody in the US or anywhere outside of this little backwater of shite pop music has ever heard of the talentless fuckpig.
He used to be a member of a tragically banal and bland boyband called Take That... he then went it alone to spread his endless drivel to the masses, whilst continually talking up his own ego to himself... I'm quite certain he now considers himself somewhat of a legend in the UK, when in actual fact he's this purile toss-piece that spews out shit after shit after motherfucking shit. One single it'll be a fucking swing track ripped straight from that era, but with his halfwit gob dribbling out pointless lyrics that sound like an eight yearold's written it. Then he'll switch with the next single being a crooner number and chuck out not just some hideous version of a sinatra song, but an obnoxious and vile video that is nowt more than a visual wank for his own benefit. He goes on like this, in a continual shit-swirl of fucking awful music. Every time completely changing his little fuckfaced image into something new, in an attempt to find an image that can sell his soulless tat to the masses.
It may seem like I have an excessive amount of vitriol for this person. I'll be honest, I do... He's a grade A fucking moron, hear him interviewed and there's a 40% chance that you'll end up with your fist in pieces after slamming it full force through the tv screen. He's so overinflated in his own ego, that it's gagworthy to even have to try and stomach viewing or listening to.
I would, from the very bottom of my heart, love to meet this man... With the one single intention of telling him outright what a talentless fucking wankshaft he is, and how him and his managers, his producers and anyone who has anything to do with the promoting of his tired and talentless shit are an eternal embarasment to the entire country. I would then like to raise my right knee, swiftly and firmly towards his groin, and although I assume his testacles were removed at birth, I would lay my full force into that area with the intention of having him curl inwards, whilst I lined up the mary mother of god punches to be thrown straight at his fucking stupid little smug fucking face.
That, my friends, would be a good day.
Proof this man's a fucking twunt:
The video that comes so very close to the feeling of accomplishing the above torade - This is just PURE pleasure... Watch as Derren Brown (he's the UK magic-man, like David Blane but with intelligence)... Watch as he pierces Fuckwit Williams with needles all down his arms, whilst making the fucking bell-end dolt sing 'three blind mice'... It's a fantastic pychological game in my eyes, Derren Brown sees a fucking idiot who's so incredibly full of his own ego, that he lets Brown stick needles into him and cause him quite obvious pain... Tho at the end of it, Williams makes light of it and how cool it was... Whereas to watch the video is to see one grown man, publicly humiliating a fucking talentless cockmunch.
It's been a stressful evening... I've not been on RIU in a few months... I thank whoever started this post... I fucking NEEDED this tonight!
He used to be a member of a tragically banal and bland boyband called Take That... he then went it alone to spread his endless drivel to the masses, whilst continually talking up his own ego to himself... I'm quite certain he now considers himself somewhat of a legend in the UK, when in actual fact he's this purile toss-piece that spews out shit after shit after motherfucking shit. One single it'll be a fucking swing track ripped straight from that era, but with his halfwit gob dribbling out pointless lyrics that sound like an eight yearold's written it. Then he'll switch with the next single being a crooner number and chuck out not just some hideous version of a sinatra song, but an obnoxious and vile video that is nowt more than a visual wank for his own benefit. He goes on like this, in a continual shit-swirl of fucking awful music. Every time completely changing his little fuckfaced image into something new, in an attempt to find an image that can sell his soulless tat to the masses.
It may seem like I have an excessive amount of vitriol for this person. I'll be honest, I do... He's a grade A fucking moron, hear him interviewed and there's a 40% chance that you'll end up with your fist in pieces after slamming it full force through the tv screen. He's so overinflated in his own ego, that it's gagworthy to even have to try and stomach viewing or listening to.
I would, from the very bottom of my heart, love to meet this man... With the one single intention of telling him outright what a talentless fucking wankshaft he is, and how him and his managers, his producers and anyone who has anything to do with the promoting of his tired and talentless shit are an eternal embarasment to the entire country. I would then like to raise my right knee, swiftly and firmly towards his groin, and although I assume his testacles were removed at birth, I would lay my full force into that area with the intention of having him curl inwards, whilst I lined up the mary mother of god punches to be thrown straight at his fucking stupid little smug fucking face.
That, my friends, would be a good day.
Proof this man's a fucking twunt:
The video that comes so very close to the feeling of accomplishing the above torade - This is just PURE pleasure... Watch as Derren Brown (he's the UK magic-man, like David Blane but with intelligence)... Watch as he pierces Fuckwit Williams with needles all down his arms, whilst making the fucking bell-end dolt sing 'three blind mice'... It's a fantastic pychological game in my eyes, Derren Brown sees a fucking idiot who's so incredibly full of his own ego, that he lets Brown stick needles into him and cause him quite obvious pain... Tho at the end of it, Williams makes light of it and how cool it was... Whereas to watch the video is to see one grown man, publicly humiliating a fucking talentless cockmunch.
It's been a stressful evening... I've not been on RIU in a few months... I thank whoever started this post... I fucking NEEDED this tonight!
killemsoftly
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So, not a fan I take it?Robbie fucking Williams...!
Hookabelly
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Best word of the day..
Singlemalt
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Now that, kids, is how to rant. Kudos to mewk69, you have talent. Never heard of the worm you speak of, but now I wish to break his knees with a Louisville
Hookabelly
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I'm still eagerly awaiting an opportunity to use the word twunt. Is it a cross between twit and c**t? Certainly not a tw*t AND a c**t as those are the same things….
reminds me of another awesome word: Gunt:
reminds me of another awesome word: Gunt:
Singlemalt
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Jeezzz Hooka! +repI'm still eagerly awaiting an opportunity to use the word twunt. Is it a cross between twit and c**t? Certainly not a tw*t AND a c**t as those are the same things….
reminds me of another awesome word: Gunt:
bu$hleaguer
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I'd superman punch Geraldo right in the mouth. Fuck that goofy fucker.
dannyboy602
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Katie Fuckin Bitch Kouric
mr mustache
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Nancy Grace
doublejj
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I like this one because it's never ending....goes on forever, applies to them all
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mr sunshine
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You obviously think you're made of candy!Robbie fucking Williams... I don't know how far this cretinous little virus has spread across the world, but he's like an audio version of herpes. I would hope with all my heart that nobody in the US or anywhere outside of this little backwater of shite pop music has ever heard of the talentless fuckpig.
He used to be a member of a tragically banal and bland boyband called Take That... he then went it alone to spread his endless drivel to the masses, whilst continually talking up his own ego to himself... I'm quite certain he now considers himself somewhat of a legend in the UK, when in actual fact he's this purile toss-piece that spews out shit after shit after motherfucking shit. One single it'll be a fucking swing track ripped straight from that era, but with his halfwit gob dribbling out pointless lyrics that sound like an eight yearold's written it. Then he'll switch with the next single being a crooner number and chuck out not just some hideous version of a sinatra song, but an obnoxious and vile video that is nowt more than a visual wank for his own benefit. He goes on like this, in a continual shit-swirl of fucking awful music. Every time completely changing his little fuckfaced image into something new, in an attempt to find an image that can sell his soulless tat to the masses.
It may seem like I have an excessive amount of vitriol for this person. I'll be honest, I do... He's a grade A fucking moron, hear him interviewed and there's a 40% chance that you'll end up with your fist in pieces after slamming it full force through the tv screen. He's so overinflated in his own ego, that it's gagworthy to even have to try and stomach viewing or listening to.
I would, from the very bottom of my heart, love to meet this man... With the one single intention of telling him outright what a talentless fucking wankshaft he is, and how him and his managers, his producers and anyone who has anything to do with the promoting of his tired and talentless shit are an eternal embarasment to the entire country. I would then like to raise my right knee, swiftly and firmly towards his groin, and although I assume his testacles were removed at birth, I would lay my full force into that area with the intention of having him curl inwards, whilst I lined up the mary mother of god punches to be thrown straight at his fucking stupid little smug fucking face.
That, my friends, would be a good day.
Proof this man's a fucking twunt:
The video that comes so very close to the feeling of accomplishing the above torade - This is just PURE pleasure... Watch as Derren Brown (he's the UK magic-man, like David Blane but with intelligence)... Watch as he pierces Fuckwit Williams with needles all down his arms, whilst making the fucking bell-end dolt sing 'three blind mice'... It's a fantastic pychological game in my eyes, Derren Brown sees a fucking idiot who's so incredibly full of his own ego, that he lets Brown stick needles into him and cause him quite obvious pain... Tho at the end of it, Williams makes light of it and how cool it was... Whereas to watch the video is to see one grown man, publicly humiliating a fucking talentless cockmunch.
It's been a stressful evening... I've not been on RIU in a few months... I thank whoever started this post... I fucking NEEDED this tonight!
Cobnobuler
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The "reverend" Al Sharpton.
No bigger racist on this planet than this piece of dog shit
If the story might be big enough..... Al's goin there.
No bigger racist on this planet than this piece of dog shit
If the story might be big enough..... Al's goin there.
Silky Shagsalot
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nancy is spouting off on pot again tonight on tv. i don't see why anyone would put her on their show. she is such a loudmouthed obnoxious bitch! she talks over everyone when they're trying to speak, and is actually very rude. i'd pay to slug her in the chops!!!
Silky Shagsalot
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^^^no, a wrist rocket!!!^^^