Who has the biggest penis on RIU contest

[ODanksta]

I weigh like 140 lbs and that's only a snack.

The food..... forgot this was a penis thread.

Just trying to weed out these guys

 

[ODanksta]

Bru. I doubt the biggest penis is the best thing to have. Unless you wanna be a player of the wallered out ole washed up slags a plenty. Just sayin.

Now the perfect sized penis along with personality and other good stuff might just find ya the perfect vagina, personality, and game ya want.

Jest sayin.

Did you not see the flowers

 

[Skuxx]

Just trying to weed out these guys

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There would be no one left.

 

[GrowUrOwnDank]

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Ok. That's it. I must share the blue waffle! GOOGLE THAT SHIT BRU! ITS WHAT YOU GOIN FOR! lol

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

 

[GrowUrOwnDank]

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Gets to damn cold there bru. It's like the Murican Siberia. Get some heat up in that birch maybe I'll move up there.

 

[ODanksta]

I weigh like 140 lbs and that's only a snack.

I ate the flowers too

 

[ODanksta]

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Ok you win, but its 65F here... What is it there -32F......

 

[UncleBuck]

in just ate 5 BLTs with egg and avocado in a futile attempt to enlarge my penis.

it did not work.

 

[WHODAT@THADOR]

Oh and Dyna

Damn you been lieing to me all along??

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Ok you win, but its 65F here... What is it there -32F......

40 Deg F.

That's + 40.

 

[ODanksta]

40 Deg F.

That's + 40.

Global warming, and yall shut down HAARP.

 

[RockinDaGanja]

Are we allowed to use advanced nutrients on our penises. Because i need a boost...maybe

 

[LetsGetCritical]

Are we allowed to use advanced nutrients on our penises. Because i need a boost...maybe

inject directly into the big vein

 

[ODanksta]

Are we allowed to use advanced nutrients on our penises. Because i need a boost...maybe

Are we allowed to use advanced nutrients on our penises. Because i need a boost...maybe

Well I sure the fuck would NOT use AN. Try NFTG Herculen Harvest in conjuction with bloom chaos... Thank me later

 

[ODanksta]

inject directly into the big vein

I spilt a bottle of botanicare Kind series Grow on concrete and it ate the concrete over night.. Synthetic nutes look like meth when they dry out.. look at this stupid shit, people have been buying Botanicare Vitamino from amazon and drinking it thinking its vitamins... lollololiolklol.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0002PU5S0/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?qid=1421847405&sr=8-3&dpPl=1&dpID=51xy6+kxn0L&ref=plSrch&pi=AC_SY200_QL40

 

[ODanksta]

in just ate 5 BLTs with egg and avocado in a futile attempt to enlarge my penis.

it did not work.

Lol, you're the one that gave me the idea to start this thread, after you sent those pics to pinworm. I just wanted to see if any members were not ashamed of their average size penis's.. unfortunately I just have a average size penis, but Im 6'5 ... girls automatically think I am packing a .50 cal.. Then they are like oh, thats it? Then I make them squirt uncontrollably and viciously, then next day they are trying to move in with me.. Plus if I was any bigger Id never get any anal from these bitches... sorry RIU girls

 

[butterbudface]

pic's or it didn't happen.

 

[ODanksta]

 

[RockinDaGanja]

I spilt a bottle of botanicare Kind series Grow on concrete and it ate the concrete over night.. Synthetic nutes look like meth when they dry out.. look at this stupid shit, people have been buying Botanicare Vitamino from amazon and drinking it thinking its vitamins... lollololiolklol.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0002PU5S0/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?qid=1421847405&sr=8-3&dpPl=1&dpID=51xy6+kxn0L&ref=plSrch&pi=AC_SY200_QL40

...can i get a bottle of some botanicare vitamino? Oh through in some mens centrum silver too please