This guy's girlfriend wants to come over and mastubate for me

Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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Last week I got a call from a chick I used to know. She wanted to come over and masturbate in front of me. For some reason she kept asking if I had towels and 'C' sized batteries...

Oh yeah, she wants to show me this thing her boyfriend got her. I couldnt hear her too well. There was a lot of static and splashing in the background. I think she was on a boat.
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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Screw that. You're married with a new baby, right? I fucked up my second marriage by doing that exact kind of thing. It's really difficult around this time 'cause you probably aren't getting much, if anything, from your wife. I was weak and sexually compulsive, so I didn't resist the ex-girlfriend calls (plus it was a decade ago). If you HAVE to get some action, I would suggest something anonymous and new, or go pay for it. Ex-girlfriends will fuck your shit up in no time flat, don't be like me...
 
vro

vro

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who do i look like mr frank fuck for free? no dough hoe you cant fuck with me
 
curious2garden

curious2garden

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Unclebaldrick said:
Last week I got a call from a chick I used to know. She wanted to come over and masturbate in front of me. For some reason she kept asking if I had towels and 'C' sized batteries...

Oh yeah, she wants to show me this thing her boyfriend got her. I couldnt hear her too well. There was a lot of static and splashing in the background. I think she was on a boat.
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It's only 6 weeks, man up dude!
 
Sire Killem All

Sire Killem All

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Unclebaldrick said:
Last week I got a call from a chick I used to know. She wanted to come over and masturbate in front of me. For some reason she kept asking if I had towels and 'C' sized batteries...

Oh yeah, she wants to show me this thing her boyfriend got her. I couldnt hear her too well. There was a lot of static and splashing in the background. I think she was on a boat.
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this sounds so familiar, oh https://www.rollitup.org/t/my-girlfriend-wants-to-masturbate-without-me.858588/
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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Hookabelly said:
@Unclebaldrick tongue in cheek FAIL LOL!

Guess @curious2garden and ,@tyler.durden , need to get around Tnt more. LOL however I DO like how they are rabidly looking after you and keeping you in line. Gotta love 'em.
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Damn it! He got me. I can't believe I shared with him and made myself all vulnerable and stuff, while he was just toying with my emotions. Never again, Unclebaldrick. Never again... ;)
 
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Dyna Ryda

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Unclebaldrick said:
Last week I got a call from a chick I used to know. She wanted to come over and masturbate in front of me. For some reason she kept asking if I had towels and 'C' sized batteries...

Oh yeah, she wants to show me this thing her boyfriend got her. I couldnt hear her too well. There was a lot of static and splashing in the background. I think she was on a boat.
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please record it, we all wanna see it
 
curious2garden

curious2garden

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Hookabelly said:
@Unclebaldrick tongue in cheek FAIL LOL!

Guess @curious2garden and ,@tyler.durden , need to get around Tnt more. LOL however I DO like how they are rabidly looking after you and keeping you in line. Gotta love 'em.
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Oh it wouldn't matter if I were around more, I could be here every minute of every day and still miss most of what's going on around me. I've always been like that. Everyone would be out swinging or on the monkey bars and I'd be staring at the bees on the bushes by the girl's bathroom, the obvious often escapes me.

Thank you for missing me LOL it's nice to be missed. I've been trying hard to dig out from under a mountain of gardening I'd put off.
 
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