Old People with Debit Cards Suck Ass!

panhead

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i do not like the self service machines they do not smile or show any cleavage
They are good if you wanna steal the dog food on the bottom of the cart , ive seen dozens of people not scan the shit on the bottom .

Seems like every store puts the guy who looks like 300lbs of chewed bubble gum in charge of the self scan & he cant see past his neck .
 

Dr.Pecker

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Don't they take your organs while your still alive? They must right? what good is a dead guys organs?
 

Dr.Pecker

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So I'm going golfing one day with friends (disc golf). We stop at a store to get drinks. I check out and my friend is buying some stuff with his debit card he's got like $2 worth of stuff. I say why do that? you have 2 dollars. he says its faster. so I waited in the car for five minutes.
 

KLITE

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I dont mean to be disrespectufl or whatever but i think this is a genetic trait that has been exarcebated and remained perdominant in old spanish women.
They fucking love to talk a lot about anything they possibly can, and i mean anything, like potatoes not being all the same size, that kind of mindless crap. Fuck here at my grocery store, ran by pakistanis, the clerk can barely understand my english he just knows numbers and vegetable names in catalan/spanish. Still those fucking bitches manage to speak to him like he gave a shit. And then they look around like fucking storks to pretend everyone is being included in her mindless chittering. Maybe i just shp where the old ladies do, went to supermarket the other day for the first time in ages and didnt see any old ladies trying to bother me with their bullshit. I mean they actually actively want to include you in it. Im serious! I dont give two shits about your grandson not liking purple lettuce!
Now with this in mind, imagine the pharmacy. Thankfully over here, and @lahadaextranjera can back me up on this, theres lines for over 65 at the pharmacy. Theyre discreet, but theyre there, I swear to god, fucking people here when they retire theyre profession becomes being IN LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE with going to the pharmacy and getting their medicine, i mean like a sick passion, and then they speak to the pharmacist or even the assistant like hes the embodiment of god. Ask question like theyre doctor,
Lol my grandmother is like that biiiiiig fucking time. I once waited 10 kinutes for her to go into an empty pharmacy and get 1 predetermined very common bruise ointment.
 

april

Pickle Queen
i gettin wifey one with tax returns
Why??? I would prefer u poke a hole in a pillow and use the real thing...turn ur bedroom door into glory hole....just keep it real...fake dicks are for single chicks with 10 cats or closet queers. Not even gays like dildos these days...
 

FLkeys1

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You have not lived till you have had a orgasm from a prostate massage.. It's so sad that men are freaked out about something going up their backside.. You are missing so much..
 

whitebb2727

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I used to have a battery powered cock ring that turns your pecker into a vibrator.

It broke. Hmmmmm. I think I'll see if I can order one.
 

ebgood

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Why??? I would prefer u poke a hole in a pillow and use the real thing...turn ur bedroom door into glory hole....just keep it real...fake dicks are for single chicks with 10 cats or closet queers. Not even gays like dildos these days...
why not??? trust me she gets plenty of the real deal but toys are fn great, her toybox is impressive. and theyre for my fun too. i love usin toys on girls. i dunno guess u'd have to know her to really get it. shes a freeeeaaakkk. aaand a sybian is an excellent party tool... well for my type of crew anyway lol
 
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mr sunshine

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why not??? trust me she gets plenty of the real deal but toys are fn great, her toybox is impressive. and theyre for my fun too. i love usin toys on girls. i dunno guess u'd have to know her to really get it. shes a freeeeaaakkk. aaand a sybian is an excellent party tool... well for my type of crew anyway lol
Fucking dude,, no invitas wey .I'll bring the coronas and chorizo!
 
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