My ex-gf wants to pay me to menstruate

[Singlemalt]

Stab outta the past! Ex-gf (she dumped me yrs ago, 1977 cuz I ate some Hare Krishna flowers...go figger) called me up and acted flirty. Fuck I haven't heard word one from her since 1980 and now bingo. After I get weary of the catch up I say "so why after all these years, we really didn't even like each other back then?"

She is a very, very wealthy woman now; recently widowed and still horny and gotten kinkier. She offered me $293 K, yes thats right $293,000, in cash if I will menstruate for her and she can video it. There are stipulations:
1) No fresh vasectomy
2) No abdominal injury
3) basically no injury that make me piss blood

That's a lot of dinero, too much too dismiss. Cash, in fuckin cash hence tax free. Any advice, suggestion welcome.

I was thinking Cal-mag 3x da and neem showers

 

[Diabolical666]

I think Im stoned

 

[Singlemalt]

Cluster

 

[The Coppers]

I'd go over to give her the show and roofie her, then leave with the cash.

 

[Hookabelly]

LOL + REP @Singlemalt

 

[curious2garden]

Stab outta the past! Ex-gf (she dumped me yrs ago, 1977 cuz I ate some Hare Krishna flowers...go figger) called me up and acted flirty. Fuck I haven't heard word one from her since 1980 and now bingo. After I get weary of the catch up I say "so why after all these years, we really didn't even like each other back then?"

She is a very, very wealthy woman now; recently widowed and still horny and gotten kinkier. She offered me $293 K, yes thats right $293,000, in cash if I will menstruate for her and she can video it. There are stipulations:
1) No fresh vasectomy
2) No abdominal injury
3) basically no injury that make me piss blood

That's a lot of dinero, too much too dismiss. Cash, in fuckin cash hence tax free. Any advice, suggestion welcome.

I was thinking Cal-mag 3x da and neem showers

pissed myself laughing on this one DAMN! I have one suggestion:

PYRIDIUM!

It's even OTC................. QUICK off to your local CVS and well....... enjoy the cash. You menstruating and JJ collecting organs oh jesus............. I need another cider, tonight seems auspicious for a Clayton sighting! I must hang about.

 

[Singlemalt]

pissed myself laughing on this one DAMN! I have one suggestion:

PYRIDIUM!

It's even OTC................. QUICK off to your local CVS and well....... enjoy the cash. You menstruating and JJ collecting organs oh jesus............. I need another cider, tonight seems auspicious for a Clayton sighting! I must hang about.

I was thinking methylene blue....a win in all catagories Bye the bye, I do have a great MB story; UCLA parling lot in '83

 

[curious2garden]

I was thinking methylene blue....a win in all catagories Bye the bye, I do have a great MB story; UCLA parling lot in '83

You know back in the 60s there was some UCLA parking lot in my history but we referred to it the as Weathermen...... and well anyway tell me the MB story please.

 

[Singlemalt]

You know back in the 60s there was some UCLA parking lot in my history but we referred to it the as Weathermen...... and well anyway tell me the MB story please.

'73 I meant. Anyway, I had a residual urinary thing, azogantricin worked for awhile (as you mentioned), then got an RX for methylene blue.....Vibrant blue piss, I was so stoked I pissed in a parking lot to show some buddies, some gal walks by at the same time and starts screaming for an ambulance.....for me!

 

[curious2garden]

'73 I meant. Anyway, I had a residual urinary thing, azogantricin worked for awhile (as you mentioned), then got an RX for methylene blue.....Vibrant blue piss, I was so stoked I pissed in a parking lot to show some buddies, some gal walks by at the same time and starts screaming for an ambulance.....for me!

ROFLMAO!! Yeah it's pretty! We, sadly, give the dyes short shrift. Methylene Blue is actually a pretty bad ass virucidal too.