If you have a wife and/or kids, stop trolling me

[Singlemalt]

@UncleBuck has pictures, some might even have a few ropes shot across them

Yeah but Buck likes to play coy about them; he gets mileage teasing us about them........"one of these days...."

 

[UncleBuck]

i was too lazy to chase all the photos of failshaggy's female family members from my old computer to my new one, so i just grabbed my favorite.

it's really too bad that i spilled ostrich milk all over it though.

 

[The Outdoorsman]

 

[dannyboy602]

Fin just needs to settle down and have a family. Clean up his act. Finish...er ah...start his degree. Assimilate into society. Poverty is fultile.

 

[vro]

wow this makes me want to masturbate

 

[tyler.durden]

i was too lazy to chase all the photos of failshaggy's female family members from my old computer to my new one, so i just grabbed my favorite.

it's really too bad that i spilled ostrich milk all over it though.

Holy shit! I banged that chick about 20 years ago. Don't hate me, but I think I may be Fin's dad. Sorry guys, I wasn't big on condoms back then...

 

[dannyboy602]

Hahaha condoms are a myth...like defoliating

 

[drolove]

Fin just needs to settle down and have a family. Clean up his act. Finish...er ah...start his degree. Assimilate into society. Poverty is fultile.

NO! NO! NO! fin does NOT need to procreate!
never ever wish that upon this world again please.

 

[curious2garden]

Is it just me or is Fin asking that only single males troll him? Someone needs to help fin find the closet door.......

Then again it could be a simple case of simpletom causation/correlation (this most likely)... idiocracy, I miss people with brains. Brains are yummy.

Then again I have a penchant for petting hot sweaty things in beards, where did I leave them??

 

[Singlemalt]

Is it just me or is Fin asking that only single males troll him? Someone needs to help fin find the closet door.......

Then again it could be a simple case of simpletom causation/correlation (this most likely)... idiocracy, I miss people with brains. Brains are yummy.

Then again I have a penchant for petting hot sweaty things in beards, where did I leave them??

Wow, good catch!

 

[curious2garden]

Wow, good catch!

See really drunk is good for something (it took me 6 times to type something correctly and if I didn't type some outrageous number of words per minute because every girl in the 60's in high school had to take touch typing for like

............squirrel..........

 

[Singlemalt]

Howling! ^^^^

 

[curious2garden]

Howling! ^^^^

Too easy (way more than 6)

 

[Singlemalt]

Too easy (way more than 6)

Nice move rep to ya

 

[curious2garden]

Nice move rep to ya

Ok so now we have established you owe feeding me, or at least I have established food is in my future. You know I think for this moment you and I are the only 2 people awake here.

 

[Singlemalt]

Ok so now we have established you owe feeding me, or at least I have established food is in my future. You know I think for this moment you and I are the only 2 people awake here.

I believe you are correct, and I'm not much longer my dear

 

[curious2garden]

I believe you are correct, and I'm not much longer my dear

Yup bout time for me to call sleepy time too. I always loved drinking everyone under the table, then gluing my hair to the floor, ahhh tradition, but now I have carpet.

Good night, sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs bite

 

[Singlemalt]

And as well my dear

 

[Gary Goodson]

After reading those last few post, does anyone else have a wiener that looks like this?

 

[cannakis]

I'd have to disagree. . He got car jacked at gunpoint he's the only kid in his county without a trust fund. He has a warrant for his arrest issued out of texas.. um mm he grew in rice once.. He also can convert resins into thc's.. how much more life experience can one have?

Hahaha are these the life experiences of the original poster? Because you are right I wish I had those skills and experiences!