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iamnobody

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curious2garden said:
Yes I am honestly getting there. I mean what a pussy getting crocked on cider ! Now it's Ace Joker Cider but yeah I'm getting shit-faced. I always get hungry when I'm drunk, embarasingly so!
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I have this nasty habit of draining the booze at parties. Went to this party once. First time I ever met the guy right. Some college hipster douche. Anyway he had buckets of liquor. Everything from rum, to vodka, amaretto, Whiskey's, wine, moonshine. You name it he had it. Anyway I got hammered off everything there. I was pouring shots of everything into one glass. I must have about 15 shots of everything there. Wonder I didn't puke. and the tree in his backyard will forever be mine. I kinda remember having one guy watch my back as I pissed on the tree for the 100th tie. Tried to start a conversation about my cock tattoo.

Then there's other party I went to. I was drinking jim/coke all night. Probably had about 8 or nine 2 finger glasses of the stuff. And this milf starts flirting with me. Well being 20 and the youngest one there decided to show off. I started bragging about how I was drinking this stuff all night long and didn't feel it and blah blah blah. Well she drops the bottle on the counter and told me to start taking shots. So of course my dumbass pours 4 shots into a glass and slams them at once.... Not a good idea. I spit up all over her. Well she laughed off I thought "yeah I'm still in" and did the exact same stupid ass thing again!!!! This time though I held with tears in my eyes... So that's 8 shots at once, on top the 13 odd shots I've had through the party.... 20 minutes later I'm puking in the driveway. My ride home gave me a bag, laid me in the back seat, and floored it through every curve, pot hole, and speed bump, while talking about how I had just blew a golden opportunity. Fun times.
 
curious2garden

curious2garden

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iamnobody said:
I have this nasty habit of draining the booze at parties. Went to this party once. First time I ever met the guy right. Some college hipster douche. Anyway he had buckets of liquor. Everything from rum, to vodka, amaretto, Whiskey's, wine, moonshine. You name it he had it. Anyway I got hammered off everything there. I was pouring shots of everything into one glass. I must have about 15 shots of everything there. Wonder I didn't puke. and the tree in his backyard will forever be mine. I kinda remember having one guy watch my back as I pissed on the tree for the 100th tie. Tried to start a conversation about my cock tattoo.

Then there's other party I went to. I was drinking jim/coke all night. Probably had about 8 or nine 2 finger glasses of the stuff. And this milf starts flirting with me. Well being 20 and the youngest one there decided to show off. I started bragging about how I was drinking this stuff all night long and didn't feel it and blah blah blah. Well she drops the bottle on the counter and told me to start taking shots. So of course my dumbass pours 4 shots into a glass and slams them at once.... Not a good idea. I spit up all over her. Well she laughed off I thought "yeah I'm still in" and did the exact same stupid ass thing again!!!! This time though I held with tears in my eyes... So that's 8 shots at once, on top the 13 odd shots I've had through the party.... 20 minutes later I'm puking in the driveway. My ride home gave me a bag, laid me in the back seat, and floored it through every curve, pot hole, and speed bump, while talking about how I had just blew a golden opportunity. Fun times.
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@mysunnyboy in the immortal words of she who is missed and horribly so............. WTF, tl;dr
 
wwrockyou

wwrockyou

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I remember many years ago the day after my wife left me my buddy came over with a lot of hash and we proceeded to get baked all day.
Just one small step at a time adds up,
 
st0wandgrow

st0wandgrow

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iamnobody said:
I a'm hiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggggghhhhhhhh For the first time in a year.
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A year?? There's your problem right there! j/k

Are you in a situation where you can grow weed? Aside form the obvious benefit of smoking it, I find growing the plants and being in the garden very therapeutic. No matter what shit I'm dealing with I always feel better when I get my hands dirty in the garden.

Check this out:

http://www.gardeningknowhow.com/garden-how-to/soil-fertilizers/antidepressant-microbes-soil.htm
 
curious2garden

curious2garden

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iamnobody said:
I have this nasty habit of draining the booze at parties. Went to this party once. First time I ever met the guy right. Some college hipster douche. Anyway he had buckets of liquor. Everything from rum, to vodka, amaretto, Whiskey's, wine, moonshine. You name it he had it. Anyway I got hammered off everything there. I was pouring shots of everything into one glass. I must have about 15 shots of everything there. Wonder I didn't puke. and the tree in his backyard will forever be mine. I kinda remember having one guy watch my back as I pissed on the tree for the 100th tie. Tried to start a conversation about my cock tattoo.

Then there's other party I went to. I was drinking jim/coke all night. Probably had about 8 or nine 2 finger glasses of the stuff. And this milf starts flirting with me. Well being 20 and the youngest one there decided to show off. I started bragging about how I was drinking this stuff all night long and didn't feel it and blah blah blah. Well she drops the bottle on the counter and told me to start taking shots. So of course my dumbass pours 4 shots into a glass and slams them at once.... Not a good idea. I spit up all over her. Well she laughed off I thought "yeah I'm still in" and did the exact same stupid ass thing again!!!! This time though I held with tears in my eyes... So that's 8 shots at once, on top the 13 odd shots I've had through the party.... 20 minutes later I'm puking in the driveway. My ride home gave me a bag, laid me in the back seat, and floored it through every curve, pot hole, and speed bump, while talking about how I had just blew a golden opportunity. Fun times.
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Ok now I'm sort of sober, except for this wicked Gorilla Glue, OH SO GOOD and tastily cured, not like my harsh bunk weed, but I digress.

I like your friend's taking you home. Did he ditch you in the front yard? My hub still tells a story of being dumped, shit-faced on his Marine DI dad's lawn and then puking on dad's shoes for effect. Dad said nothing, but it wasn't long after that he received his, induction notice, thanks Obama.
 
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iamnobody

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st0wandgrow said:
A year?? There's your problem right there! j/k

Are you in a situation where you can grow weed? Aside form the obvious benefit of smoking it, I find growing the plants and being in the garden very therapeutic. No matter what shit I'm dealing with I always feel better when I get my hands dirty in the garden.

Check this out:

http://www.gardeningknowhow.com/garden-how-to/soil-fertilizers/antidepressant-microbes-soil.htm
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I would love to grow. Even had a stash of bag seed to get started with. Problem is that's all gone and I have no seeds... or a place to grow. My old neighborhood you'd have to worry about being robbed then the cops caring about a 3 plant operation. I just moved a few months back and its a huge step up from where I was. Problem is nicer neighborhoods are a little nosy.
 
Pinworm

Pinworm

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iamnobody said:
In this month alone...

My dog has died,
I wrecked my car,
My hours at work got hacked in half,
I ran out of money to keep fighting for custody of my daughter,
My dad is getting checked for cancer tomorrow,
My toenail fell off after getting smashed,

And today;

I'm late for work because I misread the schedule,
A funky transaction cost my register be short $50+ dollars


But you know what???


My other manager sells some prime bud.

Half a bowl and I a'm hiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggggghhhhhhhh For the first time in a year.

It's the little things that matter right?
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That's probably the most depressing thing I've read in several months.
 
cannawizard

cannawizard

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iamnobody said:
In this month alone...

My dog has died,
I wrecked my car,
My hours at work got hacked in half,
I ran out of money to keep fighting for custody of my daughter,
My dad is getting checked for cancer tomorrow,
My toenail fell off after getting smashed,

And today;

I'm late for work because I misread the schedule,
A funky transaction cost my register be short $50+ dollars


But you know what???


My other manager sells some prime bud.

Half a bowl and I a'm hiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggggghhhhhhhh For the first time in a year.

It's the little things that matter right?
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Yup. the little things do matter :) stay positive bro~
 
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