Finally....

[Growan]

Leatherjackets. Guns. Beards.

Just missing a motorbike, right?!?

 

[Growan]

And you don't even look like a dork in that picture.

....whereas in other pictures....?

 

[Pinworm]

Just missing a motorbike, right?!?

Yes. I would also suggest a switchblade, and black bandanna. Johnny 2 Bags would be proud.

 

[Growan]

Yes. I would also suggest a switchblade, and black bandanna. Johnny 2 Bags would be proud.

Would fingerless gloves be going too far? I'm down with the bandanna.

Why is there never a Zombie Apocalypse when you need one...

 

[Garden Boss]

I am a man.

Fired my first real weapon today. And then I fired another.

Mossburg 835 Ultimag pump action. Didn't even know the fuckers were legal here. Learned to 'combat load' and everything.

Next up was a mid 60's vintage side-by-side, lighter, prettier and waaay kickier. Actually faster to fire off 2 shots than the pump.

I feel almost 'Merican. Fuck yeah!
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bout time grandpa

 

[Growan]

bout time grandpa

Yup, I been dragging them heels. Finally got there. I'm loving my new deep voice.

 

[Garden Boss]

Yup, I been dragging them heels. Finally got there. I'm loving my new deep voice.

switch to boxer briefs as your balls begin swelling with pride.

 

[Pinworm]

Would fingerless gloves be going too far?

 

[Growan]

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Thank you. Point taken.