fuck doritos

[2paranoid]

why are the new flavored ones so fucking big. I can't fit all that shit in my mouth! are they marketing these things towards snakes with detachable jaws? I can't get fucking crumbs all over me on my lunch break motherfuckers a chip isn't supposed to be 3 bites per.


fuck off doritos

 

[Blue Wizard]

 

[sunni]

ketchup dortios !!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Blue Wizard]

We used to cut open a bag and fill it with the nacho cheese they sell at the gas station, they're great when they get all soggy with cheese.

Hot Cheetos are badass like that too.

 

[Diabolical666]

 

[Garden Boss]

 

[Skuxx]

They're for bbc training

 

[Blue Wizard]

 

[Diabolical666]

Go Bolder!! gahahaha

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

ketchup dortios !!!!!!!!!!!

Ketchup???? Idk how I feel about that one. Never seen em.

 

[sunni]

Ketchup???? Idk how I feel about that one. Never seen em.

prob a canadian thing

 

[LetsGetCritical]

There was a member here by the name of doritos once

 

[vro]

every time i eat these i get the worst headache these things are so sketch if you ever leave one on a piece of paper and come back the next day it soaks up all this grease from it these chips are so fucking sketch stay away from these at all costs who knows what the fuck they put and make these things from food is supposed to grow out of the ground not come in bags you have to pay with using money at a store wtf food is fucking free and they charge money for this shit fuck society i want to be free

 

[tyler.durden]

Isn't it obvious? It's Nutty Crunch!

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

View attachment 3342496 prob a canadian thing

Gotta be. While I don't think I'd like em I'm still curious to try one.

 

[Blue Wizard]

 

[Pinworm]

Protip: Cool Ranch (crushed and mashed) + 1 box Mac and Cheese + Ketchup, stirred thoroughly. Serve ice cold (for breakfast/brunch with your favorite malt liquor)

 

[overgrowem]

View attachment 3342496 prob a canadian thing

Lasted about a month on the shelf in my southern town.

 

[Blue Wizard]

Protip: Cool Ranch (crushed and mashed) + 1 box Mac and Cheese + Ketchup, stirred thoroughly. Serve ice cold (for breakfast/brunch with your favorite malt liquor)

Probably go for sriracha sauce instead of the ketchup on mine though.

 

[dux]

Wouldn't they be gravy flavor ?