Good Cock is getting so expensive

bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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I love cock. Sometimes just smelling some cock makes my mouth water. It looks so good to me. I'm such a nasty fiend for cock I often find myself planning my next cock gobbling almost a week ahead of time.

I don't give a fuck what people think about me, I'll eat some veiny cock for lunch, dinner, and breakfast too.

I'll rub that shit on my lips too. I'll even watch up
close as I shove some cock between two buns and chew and slurp on that mother fucker as it's cock juice runs down my chin. I'll fucking gag on that cockmeat sandwich.

Nothing gets me as satisfied as when some good cock is smothered in sauce though. That fucking cock sauce makes me lightheaded sometimes, and I even feel a bit drunk and dazed after guzzling that rich delight.

Anyway, I think you get the point. I'm not gay but if I was i would be gay for cock. Because nothing gets me rigid like some good juicy cock.
 
Growan

Growan

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bu$hleaguer said:
I love cock. Sometimes just smelling some cock makes my mouth water. It looks so good to me. I'm such a nasty fiend for cock I often find myself planning my next cock gobbling almost a week ahead of time.

I don't give a fuck what people think about me, I'll eat some veiny cock for lunch, dinner, and breakfast too.

I'll rub that shit on my lips too. I'll even watch up
close as I shove some cock between two buns and chew and slurp on that mother fucker as it's cock juice runs down my chin. I'll fucking gag on that cockmeat sandwich.

Nothing gets me as satisfied as when some good cock is smothered in sauce though. That fucking cock sauce makes me lightheaded sometimes, and I even feel a bit drunk and dazed after guzzling that rich delight.

Anyway, I think you get the point. I'm not gay but if I was i would be gay for cock. Because nothing gets me rigid like some good juicy cock.
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Eloquently put, sir.
 
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Dyna Ryda

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Growan said:
My girlfriend used to have a cock. Nasty, violent cock it was too. Excellent for letting you know that people were approaching your home because they would invariably get set upon by my girlfriends angry aggressive cock.
It was unfortunate when my girlfriends cock took a dislike to children, because their faces were pretty much at the same height as my girlfriends cock.
Her Ex eventually cut the head off her cock, plucked and roasted it and served it up on a Sunday. She didn't partake, as she's vegetarian, but he tucked into her cock, and although a little tough, he thoroughly enjoyed it.

Edit: My girlfriend had a cock before we were together. Since we've been together she's dead against the idea of getting another cock. Another cock is the last thing she wants.
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Growan said:
Sorry Dyna, I have another 'girlfriend/cock' story?
Yes? Good.

Same girlfriend, different cock. This cock belonged to a mate of ours. Huge cock. Even more angry than my girlfriends' cock.

Anyway, this cock would lay in wait, hide behind things and then when your back was turned would cock rush you and attack your ass. If you heard it coming you could quickly spin round at the last minute and hoof it just as it was launching up, and the combined rising force if the cock strike and your boot would send it heavenward, giving you enough time to turn tale and escape.

My girlfriend heard the approaching cock, so turned and kicked, but her slip on shoe fell off and landed several feet away. She started shouting for help, and I poked my head out of the door to see her balancing on one leg in a patch of mud desperatly trying to fend off our mates massive cock. By the time I got my boots on to help, our mate had arrived to remove his cock. I handed back her shoe, and we both stood agape as our mate calmly walked away stroking his massive angry cock and making cooing noises. He was the only one who could get his hands on that cock without risk of serious injury.

True story.
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Great cock stories. +rep
 
BigEasy1

BigEasy1

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UncleBuck said:
those free range and organic labels are basically meaningless, for the record. gotta look for certified humanely raised.

it's important to be nice to your cock.
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I somehow knew you'd be the first person to reply to a "Good Cock" thread. I got you figured out, boy.
 
theexpress

theexpress

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Dyna Ryda said:
Seriously almost $9 a lb, wtf?! I know it's "free range cock" and "organic" but this price is ridiculous.

So I made lemon pepper cock tonight. Seasoned with a lemon from my Hawaiian lemon tree and black pepper. Pretty good cock but I've had better in my mouth.

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time to switch over to that aldis chicjen bro. either that or raise your own
 
dannyboy602

dannyboy602

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I love love love this thread. I don't ever want to leave. I dream of one day owning a KFC....
Kentucky Fried Cock. I'll marry a nice big cock some day and I'll buy it a gold cock ring.
 
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