ebgood
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not takin shots here but ill tell u like mom would tell me, after 50 gfs and u still havent found a good 1, u might wanna do some self evaluation..
are women good?
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You never until you try it.
I always tell people I know I'm not gay, I tried it and didn't like it, but you might be and don't know it. They look at me so weird.
Nahh - you gotta have the itch to even try.
Too far out there for me.
panhead
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Not me brother , sucking cock is like the big white mint in the urinal , i dont need to take a bite out of it to know it isnt gonna taste like lemmon .
thump easy
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my experience some women love to fuck and fuck you till you loose your mind others suck and some are realy good at controling you and other arnt but the truth of it i alway say this fuck them till you cant anymore and that usaully did the trick, if that didnt work nothing else will sorry dude the best advice i have is fuck the shit out of them till they shake and squirt and moan thier brains out mission and only mission in life for me if they hate you okay move on untill you find one that apreciates the hard work you put in..dont let them take your money or fool you while fucking other dudes thats a no.. good luck best advice is to work together if that aint working move on... but fuck and fuck forever..
theexpress
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lmaooooooooo....
thump easy
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well when you treat them nice as if your gona marry them and treat them nice they leave you because you didnt fuck them, i noticed when you fuck the shit out of them they love you stalk you and try to run a car in your home but when your a nice guy the dushe bag gets all the reward lolz thats just my experience lolz true story.. girls are a trip.. for realz man if you dont know that good luck ill save you a broom and a dust pan so you can pick up your shaterd heart later.. eventually youll find someone on your level but always gota put the pussy to sleep no matter what!!! dont let it go untill she comes rule number one and always number one if you get the chance.. and dont be a stalker man dont do that shit it just aint cool.. And always let the pussy come to you.. man im trying to help you..
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It's just a joke. It makes those homophobic types uncomfortable.
lahadaextranjera
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You'd have to be very careful saying that in this city! Gay capital of Europe!
lushgreen
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Penalty of death? The SsssssPanish think it's still the 18th century...
theexpress
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rory420420
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Pretty sure this ones good.
Granny weed
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Well oldtimer and GWN have good woman, ask them the secret I have no idea whether I am classed as a good woman no one has ever told me. then again they haven't said I'm bad either.
MightyMike530
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MightyMike530
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The only woman thats truly good, and can always be trusted...
srs!
srs!
theexpress
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good looking. i bet u she a thot though..
theexpress
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you seem like a nice lady...Well oldtimer and GWN have good woman, ask them the secret I have no idea whether I am classed as a good woman no one has ever told me. then again they haven't said I'm bad either.
lahadaextranjera
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Granny !!! Of course you're a good woman. Why on earth would you not think so? Plus you have that fighting survival spirit. I'm sure you have been a great role model to the kids and grand kids.Well oldtimer and GWN have good woman, ask them the secret I have no idea whether I am classed as a good woman no one has ever told me. then again they haven't said I'm bad either.
bu$hleaguer
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One of the wisest things a friend of mine told me in his hick southern drawl a few years ago was-
"Well ya ain't ever seen any pussy in the graveyard, have ya? There's a reason for that. You can try to break it down and you can fuckin beat that shit up because you think if you fuck it better than the other dudes out there she won't leave you, but pussy doesn't die. Shits like a fuckin zombie, you can beat the shit out of it and hammer it, but she'll just go to the next dude and get hammered by him too. Shit- she gets that thing stretched to fit a dudes head in it, but it's ready for more soon afterwards.
What chicks really want is $. Anybody can fuck the color out of her or take pills to get a hard cock. Not everybody can take her out for $100 dinners 4 nights a week. That's the guy you have to watch out for."
"Well ya ain't ever seen any pussy in the graveyard, have ya? There's a reason for that. You can try to break it down and you can fuckin beat that shit up because you think if you fuck it better than the other dudes out there she won't leave you, but pussy doesn't die. Shits like a fuckin zombie, you can beat the shit out of it and hammer it, but she'll just go to the next dude and get hammered by him too. Shit- she gets that thing stretched to fit a dudes head in it, but it's ready for more soon afterwards.
What chicks really want is $. Anybody can fuck the color out of her or take pills to get a hard cock. Not everybody can take her out for $100 dinners 4 nights a week. That's the guy you have to watch out for."