My very first time smoking weed out of a bong resulted in me going to hospital

[Rockwall]

Worst thing that ever happened to me was one time I was very high, I was high to the point to where I could not at all keep my composure I got extremely paranoid because i went to my friends house I told my mom I wouldn't smoke over there but my friend brings out the bud and I can't deny a smoke out.

Long story short I ended up punching myself in the face repeatedly as hard as I could to try and blow my high my friend had left the room for 10 min or so and when he came back and looked at me flummoxed as I was so high I did not know the damage I had done to myself my nose was bleeding and my jaw was swollen.
Later that night I had a terrible headache and I was left without my ps3 and phone

 

[Dyna Ryda]

Worst thing that ever happened to me was one time I was very high, I was high to the point to where I could not at all keep my composure I got extremely paranoid because i went to my friends house I told my mom I wouldn't smoke over there but my friend brings out the bud and I can't deny a smoke out.

Long story short I ended up punching myself in the face repeatedly as hard as I could to try and blow my high my friend had left the room for 10 min or so and when he came back and looked at me flummoxed as I was so high I did not know the damage I had done to myself my nose was bleeding and my jaw was swollen.
Later that night I had a terrible headache and I was left without my ps3 and phone

Before I make fun of you, are you the guy with assburgers? I'm pretty sure that was you, Iloveskywalkerog?

 

[Rockwall]

Before I make fun of you, are you the guy with assburgers? I'm pretty sure that was you, Iloveskywalkerog?

Yes that's me but don't make fun of me because of it.

 

[Dyna Ryda]

Yes that's me but don't make fun of me because of it.

I won't, that's why I asked first.

 

[Pinworm]

*Aspergers not assburgers

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

I ended up punching myself in the face repeatedly as hard as I could to try and blow my high my friend had left the room for 10 min or so and when he came back and looked at me flummoxed as I was so high I did not know the damage I had done to myself my nose was bleeding and my jaw was swollen

Wait, I think I know you.

 

[Dyna Ryda]

*Aspergers not assburgers

I know but it looks funnier as assburgers.

 

[Skylor]

I thin it was some new rave shit ...was in Toronto in a cIub....in a way I enjoy it..party tiII sun came up

 

[TripleMindedGee5150]

 

[whitebb2727]

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I had a white and brown yorkie that loved to follow j's around. She would stick her nose in the smoke. She would also snatch a bag a run.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

I had a white and brown yorkie that loved to follow j's around. She would stick her nose in the smoke. She would also snatch a bag a run.

I Googled that pic.
My dog is at least 150 lbs bigger & not nearly as cute.
But on the upside, he could retreive a much bigger bag for me.

 

[Skuxx]

assburgers... Definitely remembering that for future lols

 

[Pinworm]

 

[Yessica...]

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You win!

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

You win!

There you are girl - we've missed you around these parts.
Nice to see you.

 

[Skuxx]

You win!

Pwinworm