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Pinworm

Pinworm

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neosapien said:
I have 1 tattoo.

I drink on average maybe 10 alcoholic drinks a year.

I have a huge, growing collection of computer parts.

If I get too high and pass out on the couch my wife likes to draw cat whiskers on me. Twice I've gone to work with cat whiskers on my face.
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We should get together sometime, and I'll teach you how to functionally operate as an alcoholic. What is the one tattoo you have? As long it's not a tramp stamp, you are guaranteed my approval.
 
2paranoid

2paranoid

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Pinworm said:
Tell me 4 things about yourself that I don't already know.

Ok, I'll go first:

I have more than one misspelled tattoo.

I can chug 40oz of beer in 3 gulps. (I don't have a gag reflex)

I have a huge, growing collection of rare vinyl.

I can't fall asleep without a pillow over the top of my head, and my feet sticking out of the blankets.



Now you go...
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Rad man, I have a colletion of about 250+ vinly records. Probably only about 10+ "rare records". How many you got total??? Must be a fair amount
 
neosapien

neosapien

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Pinworm said:
I'll do two more:

I still cry when I watch those SPCA commercials with the Sarah McLaughlin music.

I have recurring nightmares, and punch in my sleep.
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That Dawson's Creek music always reminds me of feeling up my first girlfriend at the ice rink.

I have a recurring dream where I'm making love to some faceless woman and suddenly as I'm caressing her ass her cheeks turn into 2 loaves of bread and I wake up.
 
Pinworm

Pinworm

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2paranoid said:
Rad man, I have a colletion of about 250+ vinly records. Probably only about 10+ "rare records". How many you got total??? Must be a fair amount
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About 655 rare, 1k plus total. I can't help it. I am afflicted. Arranged by brutality (can't get into it here). I use them to make mix tapes for my friends.The making of a great compilation tape, like breaking up, is hard to do and takes ages longer than it might seem. You gotta kick off with a killer, to grab attention. Then you got to take it up a notch, but you don't wanna blow your wad, so then you got to cool it off a notch. There are a lot of rules. Anyway... I've started to make a tape... in my head... for my bestie. Full of stuff he likes. Full of stuff that make him happy. For the first time I can sort of see how that is done.
 
tytheguy111

tytheguy111

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@anzohaze my parents split when i was 10 fucking sucked i had to see both my parents as a villain and as a piece of shit
also at the age of 10 i had to pull a gun on my mom to keep her from killing my dad he was blackout drunk and she had a broken plate to his neck and i was scared as if that's justification to pulling a gun out on my mom

okay ill add to this thread


i butcher deer and some cows and i give alot of extra meat and bones to the local dog shelter already precooked and frozen

i play the piano and i used to perform concerts

i was gonna be a tattoo artist but i got tired buying more oranges, needles and ink

when i hurt someone's feelings and they didn't truly deserve it i feel worse then they do i hate making people feel less of themselves except people who absolutely need it
 
ttystikk

ttystikk

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Pinworm said:
We should get together sometime, and I'll teach you how to functionally operate as an alcoholic. What is the one tattoo you have? As long it's not a tramp stamp, you are guaranteed my approval.
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Hey wait a minute- WTF is wrong with a tramp stamp?!
 
Diabolical666

Diabolical666

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tytheguy111 said:
@anzohaze my parents split when i was 10 fucking sucked i had to see both my parents as a villain and as a piece of shit
also at the age of 10 i had to pull a gun on my mom to keep her from killing my dad he was blackout drunk and she had a broken plate to his neck and i was scared as if that's justification to pulling a gun out on my mom

okay ill add to this thread


i butcher deer and some cows and i give alot of extra meat and bones to the local dog shelter already precooked and frozen

i play the piano and i used to perform concerts

i was gonna be a tattoo artist but i got tired buying more oranges, needles and ink

when i hurt someone's feelings and they didn't truly deserve it i feel worse then they do i hate making people feel less of themselves except people who absolutely need it
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Ty...buddy.........I dont know whether to laugh or cry
 
dannyboy602

dannyboy602

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tytheguy111 said:
@anzohaze my parents split when i was 10 fucking sucked i had to see both my parents as a villain and as a piece of shit
also at the age of 10 i had to pull a gun on my mom to keep her from killing my dad he was blackout drunk and she had a broken plate to his neck and i was scared as if that's justification to pulling a gun out on my mom

okay ill add to this thread


i butcher deer and some cows and i give alot of extra meat and bones to the local dog shelter already precooked and frozen

i play the piano and i used to perform concerts

i was gonna be a tattoo artist but i got tired buying more oranges, needles and ink

when i hurt someone's feelings and they didn't truly deserve it i feel worse then they do i hate making people feel less of themselves except people who absolutely need it
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I think your stock just went up a little bit
 
Pinworm

Pinworm

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tytheguy111 said:
@anzohaze my parents split when i was 10 fucking sucked i had to see both my parents as a villain and as a piece of shit
also at the age of 10 i had to pull a gun on my mom to keep her from killing my dad he was blackout drunk and she had a broken plate to his neck and i was scared as if that's justification to pulling a gun out on my mom

okay ill add to this thread


i butcher deer and some cows and i give alot of extra meat and bones to the local dog shelter already precooked and frozen

i play the piano and i used to perform concerts

i was gonna be a tattoo artist but i got tired buying more oranges, needles and ink

when i hurt someone's feelings and they didn't truly deserve it i feel worse then they do i hate making people feel less of themselves except people who absolutely need it
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I have a lot of mixed feelings about you, dummy. But, if you are honest like this...
 
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anzohaze

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neosapien said:
I have 1 tattoo.

I drink on average maybe 10 alcoholic drinks a year.

I have a huge, growing collection of computer parts.

If I get too high and pass out on the couch my wife likes to draw cat whiskers on me. Twice I've gone to work with cat whiskers on my face.
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That's funny thanks for the laugh we use to shave legs a small section on back of neck draw stuff right stuff.on the first passed out person..... those were the fucking days man
 
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