I'm goin for smokes. Anybody need anything?

TheHermit

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Bring me some duct tape, hacksaw, 35' length of good sturdy rope, and some extra thick contractors garbage bags...the 6 mil black ones.
I was at the store last week buying all of these things except for the trash bags. I needed it for a diy tent. Anyway, I ran into my former boss while I was in line, and when he saw my shopping supplies, I got a look like I had a gang of dead hookers in my trunk. It was also about 3 am at the time. I got a good laugh out of it.
 

BarnBuster

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I was at the store last week buying all of these things except for the trash bags. I needed it for a diy tent. Anyway, I ran into my former boss while I was in line, and when he saw my shopping supplies, I got a look like I had a gang of dead hookers in my trunk. It was also about 3 am at the time. I got a good laugh out of it.
i remember a thread on here once about items you would purchase together at Wal-Mart that would cause the cashier to look at you strange. pretty creative
 

TheHermit

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i remember a thread on here once about items you would purchase together at Wal-Mart that would cause the cashier to look at you strange. pretty creative
I really felt like I needed a shovel and a couple of bottles of bleach and some lime to give off the full creepy effect. I also like the looks I get when I go to home depot in the middle of the winter and buy all the perlite they have in stock.
 

Diabolical666

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Oh I do enough fuckin up on my own.
And nope : my names not Sherly either. :eyesmoke:
Reminds me of when I was in school...I went to a school that was predominantly black kids. I sat in front of the class by the teacher and a black girl walks up to the teacher and says " may I use the bathroom?" teacher says " you surely may" she says" IM not surely may..Sherly Mae my cousin" The teacher and I just lost it... true story
 

Dyna Ryda

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Reminds me of when I was in school...I went to a school that was predominantly black kids. I sat in front of the class by the teacher and a black girl walks up to the teacher and says " may I use the bathroom?" teacher says " you surely may" she says" IM not surely may..Sherly Mae my cousin" The teacher and I just lost it... true story
I went to school with a white girl named April May. Her parents were very clever.
 
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