What's up with you guys

Clafairy

Clafairy

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I had a pretty good day, started off with church, ate at IHOP, went to six flags, had my first ever hotbox and now im just chilling out might have a drink.or two later, what's going on in your neck of the woods ?
 
vro

vro

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when i was 17 i dine and dashed ihop, then i ended up at a gay guys house who ended up trying to get me drunk so he could suck my dick. he was telling me about how he would suck off guys he would meet on craigslist and he wanted to show me how good he is at giving bjs. he showed me pictures of himself dressed up in lingerie and kept telling me how cute i was. i ended up leaving that guys house
 
Final Phase

Final Phase

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I let my dog take me for a walk. This dog likes to show off by putting the leash in his mouth like he's walking me. People often laugh and ask, "Who's leading who?"
Earlier I discovered why my clones were taking longer than normal. My eZeclone spritzers were mostly pluged up and not spraying the clones. Now I'm going to watch the Angles play Cinn. as baseball gets ready for another year.
 
qwizoking

qwizoking

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Well im being sober, got a couple cases pending. Manufactoring, distribution, possesion excess of..alot. then organized crime, 7 counts armed robbery and a burglary of habitation but im not worried about the latter.
So just being sober, made a pizza, bout to go fuck this chick thats on her way over. But my belly kinda aches, just started as i was typing. Probly the stupid pizza, i hate cheese, or cheese hates me. Anyway im just passing time
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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vro said:
when i was 17 i dine and dashed ihop, then i ended up at a gay guys house who ended up trying to get me drunk so he could suck my dick. he was telling me about how he would suck off guys he would meet on craigslist and he wanted to show me how good he is at giving bjs. he showed me pictures of himself dressed up in lingerie and kept telling me how cute i was. i ended up leaving that guys house JUST AFTER HE SUCKED MY DICK
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Fixed it for you, you're welcome.
 
Iloveskywalkerog

Iloveskywalkerog

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qwizoking said:
Well im being sober, got a couple cases pending. Manufactoring, distribution, possesion excess of..alot. then organized crime, 7 counts armed robbery and a burglary of habitation but im not worried about the latter.
So just being sober, made a pizza, bout to go fuck this chick thats on her way over. But my belly kinda aches, just started as i was typing. Probly the stupid pizza, i hate cheese, or cheese hates me. Anyway im just passing time
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7 counts of armed robbery Bullshit, you'd be in prison for life by now after 3 felonies you're in for life.
 
tytheguy111

tytheguy111

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vro said:
when i was 17 i dine and dashed ihop, then i ended up at a gay guys house who ended up trying to get me drunk so he could suck my dick. he was telling me about how he would suck off guys he would meet on craigslist and he wanted to show me how good he is at giving bjs. he showed me pictures of himself dressed up in lingerie and kept telling me how cute i was. i ended up leaving that guys house
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Wait you left?!?!?!

Well now how are we going to know if he really did give a good bj

Damn way to go leaving us with a hook
 
vro

vro

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tytheguy111 said:
Wait you left?!?!?!

Well now how are we going to know if he really did give a good bj

Damn way to go leaving us with a hook
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okay i can call the guy back up and ask him, all he does is shoot heroin all day now. he made to much money sucking these guys off.. i remember he told me he had 4 regulars that kept coming back to him at least twice a week. and then he had a lot of randoms
 
Iloveskywalkerog

Iloveskywalkerog

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qwizoking said:
Well i did say cases pending. Besides im pretty sure im good on those
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With 7 cases of armed robbery ?!?!?! In the U.S. Armed robbery is a first degree felony, I hope you enjoy your last days of freedom unless you're just lying, which you probably are. That's fucked up man one of my best friends is currently serving 15 years for armed robbery back in 2013, I hope you're not lying.
 
Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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vro said:
when i was 17 i dine and dashed ihop, then i ended up at a gay guys house who ended up trying to get me drunk so he could suck my dick. he was telling me about how he would suck off guys he would meet on craigslist and he wanted to show me how good he is at giving bjs. he showed me pictures of himself dressed up in lingerie and kept telling me how cute i was. i ended up leaving that guys house. What a liar. He wasn't as skilled as he claimed.
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Fixed it more.
 
tytheguy111

tytheguy111

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vro said:
okay i can call the guy back up and ask him, all he does is shoot heroin all day now. he made to much money sucking these guys off.. i remember he told me he had 4 regulars that kept coming back to him at least twice a week. and then he had a lot of randoms
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Hmmm four regulars is pretty impressive...... send me a link to one of his ads might have to finish the story myself


Speaking of which there's a top and a bottom going at it which one comes first?

The bottom cuz he had his shit packed

Get it?
 
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anzohaze

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vro said:
when i was 17 i dine and dashed ihop, then i ended up at a gay guys house who ended up trying to get me drunk so he could suck my dick. he was telling me about how he would suck off guys he would meet on craigslist and he wanted to show me how good he is at giving bjs. he showed me pictures of himself dressed up in lingerie and kept telling me how cute i was. i ended up leaving that guys house
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No YOU Didn't. ... you got that bj you just closed your eyes
 
DrunkenRampage

DrunkenRampage

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qwizoking said:
Well im being sober, got a couple cases pending. Manufactoring, distribution, possesion excess of..alot. then organized crime, 7 counts armed robbery and a burglary of habitation but im not worried about the latter.
So just being sober, made a pizza, bout to go fuck this chick thats on her way over. But my belly kinda aches, just started as i was typing. Probly the stupid pizza, i hate cheese, or cheese hates me. Anyway im just passing time
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sounds like your gonna be passing alot of time soon, better perfect your chess strategy!
 
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