How will your epitaph read?

[chewberto]

Where is mine? Somebody made it for me already and I believe it Reads "he once threw a hooker in the trash"

 

[Unclebaldrick]

No epitaph. I am not going to rely on written language. Those got 'stinct all the time. Look at the way the Egyptians became indecipherable for a while. We only bothered to relearn that shit because it was pretty huge and important looking. What chance does my tombstone have? Pictures are worth 1000 words.

I want something like this.

and one for my wife

I'd fuck her.

 

[neosapien]

"Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man."

 

[tytheguy111]

Really ?

Yeah I heard he pissed off a bunch of African Americans with his BBQ buddies



Naw lol i was out doing ty related activities like fishing and fucking mr.righty I'll disappear from time to time cuz im camping and raping cannoers

@rory420420 knows what im talking about its a Virginia/west Virginia thing you outsiders won't get it

 

[tytheguy111]

My tombstone would read:

"HELP I WAS BURIED ALIVE LIKE THAT BITCH IN KILL BILL"

Or

"Here lies a atheist so go stick that crucifix up your ass you sorry fuck"

Gonna get buried at a Catholic church too lol

 

[panhead]

Being the age my wife & myself are we've allready bought our Marker plates for the family Columbarium my parents bought within the Mausoleum for the family urns , were paid up for everything so our sons dont have to deal with anything when we lay down.

My eldest son is with my parents & his marker says Levi Garrett jr , Son of Leyla & Levi Garrett sr, Brother & friend gave his life in the defense of others & is sadly missed , a USMC badge & American flag adorns the top of his marker .

Mine says Levi Garret sr , Devoted father of sons Levi jr , Joseph , Caleb , Ever loving Husband of Leyla Garrett , son of Marshall & Patricia Garrett , my plate is adorned with an American flag matching my son's flag .

My wifes says Leyla Garrett / Ataya , Loving Mother of son's Levi jr , Joseph , Caleb , Devoted wife of Levi Garrett sr , daughter of Hateem & Assi Ataya & a friend to all who knew her , her plate is adorned with the Lebanese flag & American flag .

These are our real names & real markers so please no silly comments being my eldest son is allready there .

 

[racerboy71]

 

[Frosty buds only]

" He was a good snowman lover"

 

[Hookabelly]

" He was a good snowman lover"

Will you must melt already?

 

[tyler.durden]

" He was a good snowman lover"

 

[Hookabelly]

Notice how in the first pic the "carrot" is not where the nose should be? wonder if she's hiding it? And her hand is poking through his back….

 

[tyler.durden]

Notice how in the first pic the "carrot" is not where the nose should be? wonder if she's hiding it? And her hand is poking through his back….

That's the way he likes it, he's a freaky ol' snowman. The carrot is up her pooper...

 

[racerboy71]

here i sit broken hearted, came to shit and only farted will be mine..

 

[overgrowem]

I was here. Now I'm gone. My last words were party on.

 

[Singlemalt]

"Come back here at midnight, ya sniveling little whiner"

 

[tytheguy111]

Being the age my wife & myself are we've allready bought our Marker plates for the family Columbarium my parents bought within the Mausoleum for the family urns , were paid up for everything so our sons dont have to deal with anything when we lay down.

My eldest son is with my parents & his marker says Levi Garrett jr , Son of Leyla & Levi Garrett sr, Brother & friend gave his life in the defense of others & is sadly missed , a USMC badge & American flag adorns the top of his marker .

Mine says Levi Garret sr , Devoted father of sons Levi jr , Joseph , Caleb , Ever loving Husband of Leyla Garrett , son of Marshall & Patricia Garrett , my plate is adorned with an American flag matching my son's flag .

My wifes says Leyla Garrett / Ataya , Loving Mother of son's Levi jr , Joseph , Caleb , Devoted wife of Levi Garrett sr , daughter of Hateem & Assi Ataya & a friend to all who knew her , her plate is adorned with the Lebanese flag & American flag .

These are our real names & real markers so please no silly comments being my eldest son is allready there .

Have you ever heard of Levi Garrett chewing tobacco?

Any relation that chew brand or is it just a coincidence

Sorry I'm just curious is all

 

[ODanksta]

About a point

I like your old avatar better...

 

[ODanksta]

Mine will read......

 

[whitebb2727]

Being the age my wife & myself are we've allready bought our Marker plates for the family Columbarium my parents bought within the Mausoleum for the family urns , were paid up for everything so our sons dont have to deal with anything when we lay down.

My eldest son is with my parents & his marker says Levi Garrett jr , Son of Leyla & Levi Garrett sr, Brother & friend gave his life in the defense of others & is sadly missed , a USMC badge & American flag adorns the top of his marker .

Mine says Levi Garret sr , Devoted father of sons Levi jr , Joseph , Caleb , Ever loving Husband of Leyla Garrett , son of Marshall & Patricia Garrett , my plate is adorned with an American flag matching my son's flag .

My wifes says Leyla Garrett / Ataya , Loving Mother of son's Levi jr , Joseph , Caleb , Devoted wife of Levi Garrett sr , daughter of Hateem & Assi Ataya & a friend to all who knew her , her plate is adorned with the Lebanese flag & American flag .

These are our real names & real markers so please no silly comments being my eldest son is allready there .

Respect.

 

[panhead]

Have you ever heard of Levi Garrett chewing tobacco?

Any relation that chew brand or is it just a coincidence

Sorry I'm just curious is all

Nope its not a coincidence my name is what it is .

Just think i coulda been named leif Garrett