no increased yield using seimen, help

[tekdc911]

Am i doing it wrong ????

 

[Sativied]

View attachment 3384368 Am i doing it wrong ????

Nah, just need to take it up notch.

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Gay park in NY ^^ Uses semen trees to camouflage the smell of fornication - clever.

A whole 'nother type of semen tree:


Instead of jizzing over the plant they used a special grafting technique to make an 'entrance' (basically a vagina) in the tree so farmers can cum directly inside the tree. This allows the jizz to enter the phloem without having to penetrate the xylem first.

 

[Sativied]

Found some more examples, the technique is also known as treefugging.



Note the holes on the right. The dry cum all over the tree indicates it's a training tree for new farmers.

Fail... really is a man's job.

 

[tekdc911]

ty for clearing that up .............. Im gonna try injecting it directly in the calyx ............ i will report back gimme about 3 mins ...........

 

[roseypeach]

 

[SirGreenThumb]

Is watching you masterbate all over your plants.

 

[Dr.Pecker]

Found some more examples, the technique is also known as treefugging.

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Note the holes on the right. The dry cum all over the tree indicates it's a training tree for new farmers.

Fail... really is a man's job.
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Me likey

 

[Dr.Pecker]

Nah, just need to take it up notch.


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Gay park in NY ^^ Uses semen trees to camouflage the smell of fornication - clever.

A whole 'nother type of semen tree:
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Instead of jizzing over the plant they used a special grafting technique to make an 'entrance' (basically a vagina) in the tree so farmers can cum directly inside the tree. This allows the jizz to enter the phloem without having to penetrate the xylem first.

me likey that to

 

[SirGreenThumb]

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What does 'Jizz" smell like?

 

[Dr.Pecker]

before After any questions?

 

[Dr.Pecker]

Are you capable of producing jiz right now? If you can smell it. shake the spray bottle often.

 

[SirGreenThumb]

 

[SirGreenThumb]

 

[SirGreenThumb]

Smells Like Teen Spirit!​

 

[Sativied]

You guys ridicule this thread but professional farmers apply semen to various crops for different purposes.

patching wounds:

Rooting hormone for cuttings:

^^always wear gloves when handling semen unless you can produce enough yourself.

And to kill pm:

 

[unwine99]

And let's not forget about keeping insects at bay as well. Notice the fly suspended in the right corner of the semen.

 

[Dr. Who]

Don't forget feel that injection point first.

Here's a few of them "guy's" from that park in New York.
Now you know why they try and cover a "smell".

Now this tree could use some of mine....right there at the base is the proper injection point..

 

[Dr. Who]

Fertilized tree with eggs

crotch critters can be a prickly problem

That park in NY is simply disturbing!

Hmmm.

 

[Nor-Cal Cuttings]

Who the fuck thinks this shit up anyone who nuts on there plant isnt doing it for a better quality buds they just have a weird fetish and should probably not be left alone around your children lol

 

[Sativied]

Hmmm.

Hmmm indeed. I'm slightly aroused by that picture. Wouldn't mind having one of those in my imaginary garden.