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Why dont dogs get sick?

why dont dogs get sick?

  • Dogs are aliens that report back to the mothership

    Votes: 3 27.3%

  • Dogs are made of fairy dust and only sneeze when a fairy dies

    Votes: 1 9.1%

  • Dogs are robots from the future

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Dogs know the secret to not getting sick is eating grass

    Votes: 1 9.1%

  • Eating poop strengthens the immune system

    Votes: 4 36.4%

  • Or licking ones own penis provides enough probiotics to stay healthy

    Votes: 6 54.5%
  • Total voters
    11
  • Poll closed .
bluntmassa1

bluntmassa1

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mainliner said:
i haven't had a cold or a flu for about 15years


i must be canine
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You better watch it with that shit just this fall I was bragging I ain't had a cold in a good 10 years and guess what I got a fucking cold just in time for Christmas. But it's been almost 20 years since I had the flu (knocks on wood). lol
 
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mainliner

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bluntmassa1 said:
You better watch it with that shit just this fall I was bragging I ain't had a cold in a good 10 years and guess what I got a fucking cold just in time for Christmas. But it's been almost 20 years since I had the flu (knocks on wood). lol
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bragging?
how old r u?
 
sunni

sunni

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Staff member
my dogs been sick twice that i know of. since he was a shelter dog

once when he was at the shelter when i first got him, he had kennel cough ,
and once when we went walking on the trails here in the fall i guess he got sick from a little cut on his paw and when he walked into some water that had spilled over the path from the river..

the vet was really nice though she took pity on me being a student and she gave me some of his meds and shots for free so he could get better.
needless to say shes been my vet ever since for booster shots and check ups
 
whitebb2727

whitebb2727

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Dogs do get sick. Had one die from being sick. Vet couldn't save him. Just look at kids. The ones that live in sterile environments have weaker immune systems. My kids play outside, eat dirt, and exposed to everything. They rarely get sick and when they do it only last for a day.
 
ODanksta

ODanksta

Well-Known Member
Ok correct me if I am wrong but isn't ketamine for cats?

And cat are fucking aliens if you ask me.. look at the Egyptians, and the Spinx. Those crazy fucks..

And dogs are crazy tuff. My dog can be running around like a race horse and hit his head on a corner of the coffee table, which would knock a human out instantly but the dog is like fuck it! It doesn't even phase them.. I use to have a dogo that got hit by a car going 80 mph, I brought him back into the yard and put a towel over his head and shot him in the head with a .45 "I am a country boy" well I went inside drank a couple of beers and smoked a joint.. I was walking my buddy out to his car, and I was about to bury him but he was still alive! So the beast got hit by a car then shot point blank and he was still holding on to his life.. Now that sounds pretty cruel, but honestly thought he was dead after the shot.. So I unloaded the rest of the magazine.. Really sad day..R.I.P Dozer..

I have a blue nose pit, and before him I had a fawn/blue Doberman.. But of them have allergies like crazy.. my dog sneezes all the time.. And my dog hates smoke..

My question is do all dogs go to heaven? Even the bad ones?
 
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