Worst break up on RIU - MORPHEUS

[Yessica...]

Yup. Shoulda been on pg 77 or 78. Damn i had the nips covered. I smell a hater

Repost! We'll get to the bottom of this!

Quick, someone get me a microscope!

 

[ebgood]

Ill repost when i

Repost! We'll get to the bottom of this!

Quick, someone get me a microscope!

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Ill repost when i gt home tonite unless a mod wants to tell me i shouldnt before then

 

[Yessica...]

Ill repost when i

Ill repost when i gt home tonite unless a mod wants to tell me i shouldnt before then

I'm sure they'll say something...possibly.

Are the others there?

Maybe you need to get the wife some electrical tape? They seem to be ok with that.

 

[Yessica...]

Test:

These are @mainliner originals...

 

[schuylaar]

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babies cost more money than your print job.

 

[Yessica...]

babies cost more money than your print job.

NO SHIT EH?

Babies are soooooo expensive.

I would be terrified of unprotected sex if I were a dude. Because they don't get a say. If they don't wanna have a kid, but the girl does - then a daddy they will be...

 

[schuylaar]

NO SHIT EH?

Babies are soooooo expensive.

I would be terrified of unprotected sex if I were a dude. Because they don't get a say. If they don't wanna have a kid, but the girl does - then a daddy they will be...

last estimate i heard the other day, is $250k until age 18.

 

[schuylaar]

i must say why do the millenials believe in 'pull-out'? i realize it's a trust thingy..but what happens when he doesn't?

 

[Yessica...]

i must say why do the millenials believe in 'pull-out'? i realize it's a trust thingy..but what happens when he doesn't?

 

[schuylaar]

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that's how my daughter ended up married: trust

'that's what we do now mom'..and how did that work out?

i do have a beautiful grandson who i would never wish away.

he'll be 2 in september and loves thomas train.

 

[Yessica...]

that's how my daughter ended up married: trust

That's how a bunch of my guy friends ended up DADS.

 

[Yessica...]

Unless you're a sadistic fuck that likes to push people down stairs or something, what can you do as a guy when she's got your bun in the oven?

You can say she's a whore and it's not yours. Everyone knows how that turns out...

 

[ebgood]

I'm sure they'll say something...possibly.

Are the others there?

Maybe you need to get the wife some electrical tape? They seem to be ok with that.

I guess. Like i said i went into paintshop and covered what i was told had to be covered. Im kinda annoyed. It took me like 10 minutes to do all that

 

[Yessica...]

I guess. Like i said i went into paintshop and covered what i was told had to be covered. Im kinda annoyed. It took me like 10 minutes to do all that

And then did you throw your computer/ phone away after? You had one of those disposable computers? Don't you still have them?

As you can tell, I'm a little sad they're gone too...

 

[lahadaextranjera]

Ill repost when i

Ill repost when i gt home tonite unless a mod wants to tell me i shouldnt before then

Wait! What? I didn't see any nip on your pics? Wtf? Not fair, I had my bare burnt baboon ass out with no probs.

 

[Yessica...]

@ebgood Pg 75 and 76...

You're FIRED from the team!




...RE-Hired!

 

[schuylaar]

Unless you're a sadistic fuck that likes to push people down stairs or something, what can you do as a guy when she's got your bun in the oven?

You can say she's a whore and it's not yours. Everyone knows how that turns out...

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dna is a marvelous thing.

 

[Yessica...]

Wait! What? I didn't see any nip on your pics? Wtf? Not fair, I had my bare burnt baboon ass out with no probs.

He either isn't very good at looking....or he was talking about the other pictures with the licking of the nipple/ boob area.

Maybe licking is too far?

@ebgood - I figured it out. Pffffft.

 

[schuylaar]

He either isn't very good at looking....or he was talking about the other pictures with the licking of the nipple/ boob area.

Maybe licking is too far?

it could be misconstrued as soft porn when you add tongue.

the pic he was complaining about had his GF/wife right boob areola visible.

EDIT: it's very light in color so i think RIU is being kinda picky..but whatever <shrug>

 

[Yessica...]

it could be misconstrued as soft porn when you add tongue.

the pic he was complaining about had his GF/wife right boob areola visible.

You must have been REALLY looking!

Welcome to the team! It's perverts row up in this bitch...