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[Yessica...]

Id love you to make me up as your zombie bitch. Then we'd do a shoot and get stoned!

That would be Fuuuuun!

I don't really use the "professional" make-up though. I think airbrushing would be the best. I've never used one of those.

 

[MightyMike530]

OK, another has come.

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It would be soooo much easier if I could just shrink the files down. My Mac does it. But the POS Toshiba from 1995 sounds like a Buick. Any day there will be smoke coming out.

I wish that there was an easy way to transfer files from a Toshiba to a Mac. It doesn't work on external hard drives, right? That's so weird.

Unless I have been misinformed? Nerds? Tech Support?

whats with the zombie makeup/photoshoot, why'd you do that?

 

[Yessica...]

transfer the files by emailing them to yourself!

whats with the zombie makeup/photoshoot, why'd you do that?

I am doing that. It's just taking forever, they are sending the original size.

The zombie thing? That's kind of a loaded question, cause I don't FULLY know.

I always loved scary movies. One year I dressed slutty zombie and was bar tending. And I looked, scary! haha. I really liked it. I'm possibly the least scary person you've ever seen in real life.

That's one possibility.

Oh, and it was all right around the time I was ending a long, and very tired relationship. I rebelled. Hence, Zombie phase.

hahaha.

Short answer: I'm super odd.

 

[MightyMike530]

so you set the photoshoot up yourself, it wasn't you and you're boyfriend do it or anything?

did you fuck the camera man afterwards…that is a sweet fantasy right, being a photographer at a photoshoot and the banging it out with the model right there in the studio in the middle of the shoot…

anyhow, I'm going back outside, fuck the indoors today!

 

[Alienwidow]

Oh FINE:

POOF!

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Magic.

Omg you girls gotta be lovin that man chest. Id totally do that guy .........if i was a chick

 

[Yessica...]

so you set the photoshoot up yourself, it wasn't you and you're boyfriend do it or anything?

did you fuck the camera man afterwards…that is a sweet fantasy right, being a photographer at a photoshoot and the banging it out with the model right there in the studio in the middle of the shoot…

anyhow, I'm going back outside, fuck the indoors today!

I did one myself, just myself.

Then started sleeping with a guy who was a photographer, and he wanted to do the shoot.

I only slept with him once, he got all controlling and weird. But we stayed friendly. And he still wanted to do the shoot. He probably wanted to do a lot more than that, but there were 2 different photographers, and I had moved on.

I don't do jealous. Too high maintenance.

 

[Yessica...]

Heeeeey wait a second...

I don't think I've hounded @Hookabelly for some pics yet.

Bum, tummy, bra, cleave, legs, whatever!

I'd be especially interested in seeing the tummy...

If you're taking requests and all...haha

 

[Yessica...]

These are just BIGGUNS...

 

[BarnBuster]

hahahaha

Do you Name the porn ladies you Fap to?
What's her name?

Well, it all depends. If you were into shokushu goukan (tentacle erotica), you would recognize her as Azusa Nagasawa….er….so I’ve been told.

 

[Yessica...]

Well, it all depends. If you were into shokushu goukan (tentacle erotica), you would recognize her as Azusa Nagasawa….er….so I’ve been told.

bahahahahahaha

That's NUTS! I've seen one. I'm still not even sure how I feel about the pictures. Except that the tentacles are very conveniently covering her "unmentionables".

I might like it better than a juiced-up misogynistic dude's penis.

 

[BarnBuster]

bahahahahahaha

That's NUTS! I've seen one. I'm still not even sure how I feel about the pictures. Except that the tentacles are very conveniently covering her "unmentionables".

I might like it better than a juiced-up misogynistic dude's penis.

pretty weird stuff but big deal in Japan. They have some strange fetishes.

 

[Alienwidow]

Im kinda surprised @sunni hasnt posted some tastefull non nude photos with her bewbs. Shes not lacking in the bewbie department. Shes totally overstocked

 

[Yessica...]

Im kinda surprised @sunni hasnt posted some tastefull non nude photos with her bewbs. Shes not lacking in the bewbie department. Shes totally overstocked

I know right?

Like a tight shirt? Or just a little cleave.

Hey @sunni, I'll trade you one of mine for one of yours?

 

[Alienwidow]

pretty weird stuff but big deal in Japan. They have some strange fetishes.

Everythings weird in japan. Like wtf? I dont get cartoon porn, how is that hot?

 

[Yessica...]

Everythings weird in japan. Like wtf? I dont get cartoon porn, how is that hot?

See, and I get it.

Well, I went through a CGI phase. I don't actually search for it anymore.

I own "The Princess has Come of Age" though. Love it

 

[Alienwidow]

See, and I get it.

Well, I went through a CGI phase. I don't actually search for it anymore.

I own "The Princess has Come of Age" though. Love it

I cant do it, ive never yanked it to cartoon porn. I think id feel like a pedophile if i ever did. Cartoons are a sacred place in my mind. Ill stick to good old fasioned amputee and midget porn where everyone drinks each others pee. You cartoon porn watchers are sick!

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Maybe like five. Some member posted his wifes didnt he? Shes gotta be in the running, and if @Unclebaldrick shows up to the party weve got a real race at least. Lahadas always in and @Flaming Pie will probably go over the top to take the win but who knows. Last time this happened StephanieAK "busted" in outta nowhere with some prime cups for the win, so who knows?

Gonna have to wait until I get home.

 

[Alienwidow]

Gonna have to wait until I get home.

Oh shit yessi, thats better than a maybe! Thats a count down to jublies! Yaaay! Plus rep to unclebaldrick for boosting the views, last i checked you had 17.5 k. Amazing.

 

[BarnBuster]

"This is possibly the most popular of all the Japanese fetishes, if you have ever seen knee socks on a Japanese girl you will understand why they are so popular in their culture. Considered a body part fetish the Zetaai Ryokiu also known as “delicious thighs”; in particular the naked area between the knee sock and the mini skirt. What makes this fetish really ridiculous is the literal meaning of the word Zettai Ryokiu – Absolute Territory. From film stars and pop idols to the crazed comics knee high socks and boots are a fashion must have feeding the fetish that is the top choice among fetishes for men aged 30–40. Stemming from the men’s intense adoration for schoolgirl out-fits this popular fetish is both creepy and ridiculous!"

 

[Yessica...]

"Dear Santa, for Christmas I hope I get to come back and find many many tatters, bums, and body parts waiting for me."

- Love from Yessica

One for the road...

Fuck, I am a tease...it won't load. Sorry. That was scunty.