Yessica...
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(I'm getting deja vu. I may have written this EXACT THING before)
(I'm getting deja vu. I may have written this EXACT THING before)
Worst break up on RIU - MORPHEUS
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lahadaextranjera
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I tried guys! Every time my feet left the floor, my dog thought it was a game and nearly took me down.
@Yessica... gravity is a right bitch! Those saddlebags look even bigger upside down but my stomach looks flatter. I look better the other way round for sure!
Yessica...
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AMAZING!!!! haha
lahadaextranjera
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I made a chicken, bacon and mushroom pie today with 1 kg of farm chicken breasts because my friend came over for dinner. She added the cock and balls because she's a dirty cow.
She told me i looked anorexic because I lost 2 kg last week with illness (she needs to lose 35 kg btw!) and then proceeded to eat double the amount of my 2M bf whilst professing that Masterchef was her favourite programme! As she quizzed me on how to make a simple white sauce, I could really see the funny side of it all! My bf said she seems very good at eating if not cooking! Lol
Yessica...
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What am I looking at?
lahadaextranjera
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Sorry about the delay, I added the photo on a tablet but I prefer to type on my iPhone so I've just edited it! Sorry! ^*
Yessica...
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Ooooooh yeah - that looks SO FUCKING GOOD!!!!
OMG.
Bitches be jelly. Saying someone is anorexic is mean. I hope you told her she looked fat.
theexpress
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I just ma
chitowns salt Peter special sauce
I just made simple sauce in my pants
chitowns salt Peter special sauce
Skuxx
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Farmer's Hat
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I think its every mans dream to connect with a female that loves to grow, smoke, and have lots of sex...
Rollitup!
Rollitup!
lahadaextranjera
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It went more like this:-
"You look anorexic, you need to put on weight!"
"Do I look like that normally or just when I'm standing next to you?".
Then the subject changes.
Yessica...
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahIt went more like this:-
"You look anorexic, you need to put on weight!"
"Do I look like that normally or just when I'm standing next to you?".
Then the subject changes.
theexpress
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Behind every fat white broad is a skinny black dude.It went more like this:-
"You look anorexic, you need to put on weight!"
"Do I look like that normally or just when I'm standing next to you?".
Then the subject changes.
lahadaextranjera
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Actually she was just having an affair with a married man who has two small infants. The wife found out and it carried on but then she found out he was chatting to 3 other girls apart from her!! There's a few issues there basically...Behind every fat white broad is a skinny black dude.
lahadaextranjera
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When she pushed it a while later again, I just ignored it, I've been the same for 20 years now.
theexpress
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Or a Mexican trying to get hispapersBehind every fat white broad is a skinny black dude.
lahadaextranjera
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Don't even get me started on passport whores and gold diggers!!
Yessica...
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Have any more sexy pictures? I feel like your a gal who would have some old shots saved...Don't even get me started on passport whores and gold diggers!!
Actually, wait - do you? I don't think I've asked anyone else here.
Am I the only one that has a file on her computer filled with naughty shots of years past labeled "cum dumpster?"
lahadaextranjera
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We need some fresh blood!!! Who can we recruit?!