Worst break up on RIU - MORPHEUS

[Yessica...]

We need some fresh blood!!! Who can we recruit?!

I don't know - I blew my ladi conch hard and got rejected at every turn.

Maybe we need to send out the men to do some sweet talking...

Can anyone think of someone to nominate? "@" them!

 

[theexpress]

We need some fresh blood!!! Who can we recruit?!

There's a high school just down da street

 

[Yessica...]

And here's the family bum...



"sticky outie-bum" it's called.

This one should also be acceptable. BORING, but acceptable.

There's a high school just down da street

hahahaha - now THAT'S funny. Like you're allowed within 1000 yards of a school!!

(do you say yards?)

 

[theexpress]

Cute but and within rules ^^

 

[Yessica...]

Cute but and within rules ^^

I have a request.

A penis wearying clothes.

A face drawn on the tip would be just super. I would REALLY like a wee moustache and top hat, but I can't be too picky.

Beggers can't be choosers, and the boyf won't let me play dress up with his.

Prude. hahah

 

[theexpress]

I have a request.

A penis wearying clothes.

A face drawn on the tip would be just super. I would REALLY like a wee moustache and top hat, but I can't be too picky.

Beggers can't be choosers, and the boyf won't let me play dress up with his.

Prude. hahah

How bout just a video of me taking a piss

 

[tyler.durden]

And here's the family bum...

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"sticky outie-bum" it's called.

This one should also be acceptable. BORING, but acceptable.


hahahaha - now THAT'S funny. Like you're allowed within 1000 yards of a school!!

(do you say yards?)

That bum seems like it could use a good spanking. Naughty thing...

 

[Yessica...]

How bout just a video of me taking a piss

On who?

 

[theexpress]

On who?

A rabbi .

 

[Yessica...]

A rabbi .

I would have proffered an Episcopalian, but I'll take it!

 

[tyler.durden]

Will that get deleted because you can see the root in the last one?

My shit never gets deleted, the mods know better...

Edit - Wow, my shit is gone. My comment worked faster than I could have hoped

 

[Yessica...]

My shit never gets deleted, the mods know better...

MORPHEUS?

 

[theexpress]

MORPHEUS?

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Your mind is an intriguing but scary place

 

[tyler.durden]

Has anyone officially asked @sunni to participate in this thread? She seems fun...

 

[Yessica...]

Your mind is an intriguing but scary place

True that!

Has anyone officially asked @sunni to participate in this thread? She seems fun...

I've "@" her a few times. And I told her she could have her own special rules and just post short shorts and tops on.

I haven't seen her.

hahaha, NO SALE.

 

[Flaming Pie]

I swear they look smaller this way.

No handstands for me. I might suffocate.



Figured I owed something.

 

[lahadaextranjera]

I swear they look smaller this way.

No handstands for me. I might suffocate.

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Figured I owed something.

Wow! You're busting out there!

 

[Yessica...]

I swear they look smaller this way.

No handstands for me. I might suffocate.

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Figured I owed something.

Hi pretty lady!!!!! C-ute!

 

[Flaming Pie]

Wow! You're busting out there!

No mere breast suspension device can contain the hulk that are my breasts!

 

[lahadaextranjera]

No mere breast suspension device can contain the hulk that are my breasts!

Bra shopping will be big fun!! One of my friends back in London was a 34H. I knew a couple of girls like that. They had backache etc. One of them had a reduction to 34D and the others wanted it too. Your size is just right!