Worst break up on RIU - MORPHEUS

[sheena]

smells desperate in here

 

[Alienwidow]

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Thats kinda what i look like lol my dildos purple though, feels nice on the balls.

 

[Alienwidow]

smells desperate in here

Thats the smell of the orgy.

 

[Yessica...]

I was just scrolling up and saw that picture of your butt and had a creepy moment, damn you have a nice hind quarter. You work out?

Bro, do you even lift?

That was a few years ago. Stoner boot camp will have it to it's former glory in no time...

smells desperate in here

Hello "new member"

What you smell is semen.

 

[Yessica...]

Thats the smell of the orgy.

hahaha, I wonder who that was?

She was NICE! hahaha

EDIT: Would bang.

 

[Alienwidow]

Bro, do you even lift?

That was a few years ago. Stoner boot camp will have it to it's former glory in no time...

Hello "new member"

What you smell is semen.

"New member" lol, wonder if she wants to get naked and lubey with us?

 

[Alienwidow]

hahaha, I wonder who that was?

She was NICE! hahaha

EDIT: Would bang.

I know right? I wanna take guesses but im probably wrong. I think its a chick, seriously

 

[lahadaextranjera]

Lol! Good morning guys! Smells like my kinda party! lets go!

 

[Yessica...]

Lol! Good morning guys! Smells like my kinda party! lets go!

Sweet - theres some sock puppet here about to get her offices smashed by @Alienwidow and myself.

You can hit her where it hurts emotionally though. Tell her she's fat and that her dad never loved her...

 

[Alienwidow]

Sounds like a cunt. haha

Yeah, new member, attractive "alliterative" girl avatar.

First post on RIU, is to come in the back door pulling hair.

Hey @Alienwidow , wanna go halfsies on a rape charge?

Shotgun anal!

You can have it, i want the mouth, lets get rapey in here !!! We got a threesome, brownchickenbrowncow

 

[Yessica...]

You can have it, i want the mouth, lets get rapey in here !!! We got a threesome, brownchickenbrowncow

I don't see Sheen anymore...well shucks.

EDIT: It was probably iron eyes.

Although, the burn really did sound like a chick. Hmmmmmm.

 

[lahadaextranjera]

Sweet - theres some sock puppet here about to get her offices smashed by @Alienwidow and myself.

You can hit her where it hurts emotionally though. Tell her she's fat and that her dad never loved her...

I'm having my cup of tea in my dressing gown right now, it's like breakfast with friends waking up to you two !!

 

[lahadaextranjera]

So why is THIS so bad then....I ask ya?

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I love this one! What a body! Go gym and stay like that!

 

[Yessica...]

I'm having my cup of tea in my dressing gown right now, it's like breakfast with friends waking up to you two !!

Awwwwwww, cutes!

I'm trying to get a few more hours in before I start my day. I would love a coffee though. Naw, I'm going to bong hit instead.

 

[Alienwidow]

I'm having my cup of tea in my dressing gown right now, it's like breakfast with friends waking up to you two !!

Uhhhh.....nothing, why! What did you hear?! naw we were just waiting for you to show up. By chance are you pouring shnapps into your earl grey?

 

[lahadaextranjera]

Awwwwwww, cutes!

I'm trying to get a few more hours in before I start my day. I would love a coffee though. Naw, I'm going to bong hit instead.

Had a joint already with my tea, the old wake and bake!

It's nearly midday here!!! I'm late!

 

[Alienwidow]

I love this one! What a body! Go gym and stay like that!

What do you eat to stay so trim?

 

[Yessica...]

Had a joint already with my tea, the old wake and bake!

It's nearly midday here!!! I'm late!

And guesses who the lady sock might be?

I don't know. I feel like all socks are mainliner or iron eyes.

Haven't been trolled in this thread much really. Guess with the high view counts comes more wankers. Meh - it's all funny!

 

[lahadaextranjera]

Uhhhh.....nothing, why! What did you hear?! naw we were just waiting for you to show up. By chance are you pouring shnapps into your earl grey?

Never had schnapps in a tea but we put spirit in coffee and call it Irish!!!

 

[Yessica...]

What do you eat to stay so trim?

Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaains...

Hmmm, when that picture was taking I hit up the gym 4 times a week, hot yoga 2 times a week, regular yogi everyday, and I'd eat whatever I wanted and drank a lot of alcohol. I lived very close to a McDonalds.

I was also in school, and working, and partying 2 nights a week. When you move all the time, you're thin.