Worst break up on RIU - MORPHEUS

botanist95

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I posted all the ones I have on this computer...and I have a feel in' you have them saved on your own (wink).

NEW BLOOD - NEW BLOOD!!!!

EDIT: Are there any pictures of Taylor Swift's tits on the internet? She is fuckin SMOKIN hot!
hmm a few but always different day and new 1's are excepted for educational purposes!
 

Flaming Pie

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I was pounded into the heavens last night. It was glorious.

Edit: I'm not sure what hubby is watching/reading, or maybe he just decided to actually pay attention BUT DAMN. He's like a completely different lover! It may be a couple months ago when he gave me a huge orgasm from behind... Maybe he finally got confidence and a reason to get into it for my pleasure.

Nothing hotter than him commenting each time I come.
 

Flaming Pie

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Ahhhhhh - I'm Jelly!

I lost the libido a bit during my EMO times. It's been awhile. I'm getting it back, just want to make sure I don't break the boyf's dick off the first night I get "back in the saddle" so to speak...

Depression can always be remedied with a shower and a pounding. And meds haha.

The only time I lose libido is when I am having anxiety episodes. Happened when our furnace broke, powdery mildew, and had to fix a tent vent all in the same week.

Just make sure you don't ride too hard and get pregnant.
 

Yessica...

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Depression can always be remedied with a shower and a pounding. And meds haha.

The only time I lose libido is when I am having anxiety episodes. Happened when our furnace broke, powdery mildew, and had to fix a tent vent all in the same week.

Just make sure you don't ride too hard and get pregnant.
THAT is one of my conundrums.

We have a fuck nard of condoms. But I dislike them. And I am totally not ready to have a baby at this juncture.

A lot of my friends that currently have babies, say they use the pull out method and it wasn't until they were actually "trying" to get pregnant that they did.

hahahaha - I'm probably a bad friend but I immediately thought of the sheer quantity of semen that would have been floating around their insides in order to get knocked up. hahaha

I'm gross.
 

Flaming Pie

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THAT is one of my conundrums.

We have a fuck nard of condoms. But I dislike them. And I am totally not ready to have a baby at this juncture.

A lot of my friends that currently have babies, say they use the pull out method and it wasn't until they were actually "trying" to get pregnant that they did.

hahahaha - I'm probably a bad friend but I immediately thought of the sheer quantity of semen that would have been floating around their insides in order to get knocked up. hahaha

I'm gross.
If you are good at remembering to take pills, the pill would be good. Or you could get the insert.

Me and hubby used condoms all the time at first, the closer we got to purchasing our house we would play without a condom and then he would put one on.

In the house we did bareback until he was close than condom. Then when I was comfortable I would tell him he could come inside. We got pregnant on our 8 year anniversary.

Now a days we hardly ever use a condom. Mouth and pull out.
 

Yessica...

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If you are good at remembering to take pills, the pill would be good. Or you could get the insert.

Me and hubby used condoms all the time at first, the closer we got to purchasing our house we would play without a condom and then he would put one on.

In the house we did bareback until he was close than condom. Then when I was comfortable I would tell him he could come inside. We got pregnant on our 8 year anniversary.

Now a days we hardly ever use a condom. Mouth and pull out.
I can't do birth control. The hormones FUCK WITH MY SHIT!

I go REAL crazy. And coming from me that means something...
 

Flaming Pie

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I DO Grey's Anatomy - and I foggily remember something about this, but you wanna refresh my memory?

Also - not sure if I said it, but you have a very pretty face too. Kind eyes.

As well as tatters - obvi!
I think it was last weeks episode. Guy came in. He was a chef and his sou chef was there injured too. His wife found out about them and cut his dick off and threw it in the sou chefs stock pot.
 

Yessica...

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I think it was last weeks episode. Guy came in. He was a chef and his sou chef was there injured too. His wife found out about them and cut his dick off and threw it in the sou chefs stock pot.
GOLD! I'm not at all caught up on that show.

I still have 3 episodes of G of T to watch! I'm trying not to blow my load all in one go. They're my favourite - thus should be a treat.
 

Flaming Pie

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I DO Grey's Anatomy - and I foggily remember something about this, but you wanna refresh my memory?

Also - not sure if I said it, but you have a very pretty face too. Kind eyes.

As well as tatters - obvi!
Thanks for the compliment. =)

All you guys flat tummy pics have made me decide to start cycling for an hour several times a week.

I only lost half a lb the last 3 months. I gotta step it up.

Cycling while high is amazing btw.
 

Yessica...

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Thanks for the compliment. =)

All you guys flat tummy pics have made me decide to start cycling for an hour several times a week.

I only lost half a lb the last 3 months. I gotta step it up.

Cycling while high is amazing btw.
Dude - come play in "Stoner Boot Camp"

I'm just trying to look good naked.

Plus now that I have quit smoking the ciggies, I think I can possibly work out enough to get some abs! Fuck yeah!

I've NEVER had abs.
 

Flaming Pie

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GOLD! I'm not at all caught up on that show.

I still have 3 episodes of G of T to watch! I'm trying not to blow my load all in one go. They're my favourite - thus should be a treat.
I tried to watch Game of thrones on hbo go sunday. Was awesome. Only lagged a bit in the middle but THEN the last 5 minutes were 3 sec play, pause 10 sec, 3 sec play, pause 10 sec. Sooooo frustrating!
 
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