Worst break up on RIU - MORPHEUS

roseypeach

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DUDE!

I fuckin love Groot! Cute little devil.

Heeeeey - can you and the wife dress your peen up like groot?

THAT I would pay to see.

I'm a little upset the boyf won't let me play peen dress up. I promised him I'd put it in my mouth after...

(the same reward doesn't apply to you - sorry man - haha)
Groot is the shit..I LOVE that dude

on your other post, girlfriend I been there and I want you to know I totally get it. You're straight up cool as hell with me and everybody I know loves yer ass so guess what? your stuck with us and our titties! :mrgreen:


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HAD TO!

 

Yessica...

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ahhh, now see? words like that.... you are lucky I have a beautiful girlfriend or you ma have another admirer... as I would speculate you have many..
Annnnnnd page 42 here I come!
It's all in good fun! You should bring your GF for sure.

Or donate some parts yourself.

We have a real lack of hands here. I've said like 100 times how much I like hands...haha
 

Yessica...

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No seriously 'de puta madre' only means one thing and my South American friends say it also. You need 'hijo de puta' por ejemplo! Son of a bitch in case you weren't sure. Ok spanish lesson over.
And now a PG REPOST:

I Vant a spanish lesson, I do I do!!!

This actress has the nicest boobs ever I always thought...

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(last one was deleted in 15 seconds - fuck they're getting SPEEDY)
 

Yessica...

Well-Known Member
Groot is the shit..I LOVE that dude

on your other post, girlfriend I been there and I want you to know I totally get it. You're straight up cool as hell with me and everybody I know loves yer ass so guess what? your stuck with us and our titties! :mrgreen:


EDIT:


HAD TO!

MY NIGGA!

I always feel suuuuuper weird saying that do to the fact that I am a little white lady. But still, I mean no offence - OBVI.

I Just re-listened to the entire doggy styles album the other day...Fuck it's awesome!!!

 
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